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While the Phillies were putting up embarrassing losses, setting a pace to be one of the worst teams in franchise history, and just generally being a mess, our safe place was Roy Halladay’s twitter page. He rides a unicycle. He takes selfies with GoPros on drones. He hangs out with the greatest man he’s ever known. It’s something to smile about in a total lack of hope.

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But Halladay taking the turn into taking sneaky pictures of overweight people outside of a Wal-Mart lines him up with this year’s Phillies team in the “Oh no, please don’t” category. 2011 seems so far away.