The Redskins Covered Up Removed Seats with Dopey Multi-Colored FedEx Tarp Because Dan Snyder Is a Punchline

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At one time, the Redskins bragged about having the biggest stadium in the NFL – pre-JerryWorld – and talked about their 200,000 strong season-ticket waitlist. Now, for the third time in five seasons, they’ve removed seats from FedEx Field.

According to the Washington Post, season ticket holders who went to the stadium’s open house saw the seats replaced by “tall metal poles jutting out from the concrete floor of the grandstand,” and complaints about FedEx Field in recent seasons have included “snarled parking, rowdy fan behavior, long lines, frequent advertisements and large numbers of interlopers from visiting teams.”

Now, those poles have been replaced … well, covered in a multi-colored FedEx tarp, turning the top section into a giant banner ad for shipping services. It was first seen above at last night’s Chelsea-Barcelona exhibition game, and below, via Chelsea’s twitter:
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WaPo says “there are worse ways to cover empty seats in stadiums.” And they’re right: Totem poles, a “we’re not racist” mural depicting Native Americans paid off by Dan Snyder and/or photoshopped, or any image of the actual Redskins team– they all would have been worse options that Dan Snyder definitely considered.

But now, a stadium which Snyder expanded and whose size he bragged about is going in the opposite direction, for a more “intimate” feel. If only he changed his mind about some other stuff.

Kyle: Reminds me of The Vet when they used to add bunting all over the place to cover up the frigid chill thrown off by concrete and steel. Like lipstick on a pig.

Photo credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports
Photo credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

No, not that kind.

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33 Responses

    1. I have been watching her at the gym the past few days and he shoulders and arms look jacked

  1. Really Jim????

    An NFL story in July??? Get real!!!!! Every division in Baseball is up for grabs!!!!! And your talking football????? WOW!!!

    NOBODY CARES ABOUT FOOTBALL ANYMORE!!!!!

    All the concussions and off field incidents have turned us all off!!!!

        1. Hey Kyle , can we get a little censorship here please??? How am I supposed to raise my kids when people are on here talking about shoving Schmidters up people’s asses ????

  2. Angry Al: …..I mean they better not trade Howard. That’s my boy right there.
    Mike Miss: Bro, now if you get a good deal for him.
    AA: Come on, brother Mike. Come on now. That’s my people.
    MM: I know, bro. One love, bro.
    AA: My man.
    MM: Ok, bro. So, bro. You want a general knowledge question, bro?
    AA: OK, son.
    MM: Alright, bro. Bro, this comes from the general category. Bro, who is credited with inventing the telephone?
    AA: The tallyphone?
    MM: Bro! Who is credited with inventing the telephone?
    AA: Oh, OK. I ain’t know that, man. I just use the phone.
    MM: Bro….
    AA: Come on Mike, my brother!
    MM: Ahhh, bro. It was Alexander Graham Bell.
    Martinez: Yes it was.
    MM: A Brit.
    Martinez: From Britain.
    MM: You know that one, Martinez?
    Martinez: Of course!
    MM: Murray from Mayfair, you’re on 97.5 The Fanatic. What’s going on Murray?
    MfM: Gentleman. Kershaw, Greinke, Latos. The World Series now awaits us ….

    1. Sooooooooo tired of Mike Miss!!!!!

      I love that Josh Innes Show. Such a breath of fresh air!!!!

      ✈️?✈️?✈️?✈️?✈️?✈️?⛵️?⛵️????

    2. Have to call you out for not getting the details right again. No way Mike Miss gives Bell credit for the phone over fellow Italian Meucci. This is a thorn in the side of Italians.

    3. “General Knowledge Wednesday Call” needs his own full posts via the now defunct crosswalk section. I check in every Wednesday for this. #BlockBob #IsAHotDogASandwich

  3. I heard djacc will buy those seats out for his family and friends every game. If the eagles lose 1 game to the redskins this season I will be amazed.

  4. Why do people go around the office calling me sidepiece. Does that mean I’m trending.

  5. Stupid Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu at least we sell out every game and have a 60,000 person waiting list. Dumb Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
    Where Chip? I want to suck his c0-ck

  6. Ha! Ha! Great subject there, Jimbo! 32 fuckin’ comments and only 1 about FedEx Field!!!

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