Today In “Kyle’s Not Going In The Ocean This Summer”

Yeah, there’s no empirical evidence that sharks will adapt their diet to consume humans. Right. Goddamn things are willing to chew through raw steel just to get a taste.

[Video posted this week. Taken in South Africa.]

via Bro Bible, H/T to to my man on dry land (@ErikE8098)


9 Responses

  1. Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark’s in the water. Our shark

    Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again

  2. This is my friend! Funny story… Her dad is from the Northeast and moved to Huntington Beach. She is an Eagles fan because of her dad. She was raised in HB and we became friends after she seen me in my Eagles gear when I was living there. She moved to NYC and has been there since around 2011. She posted this to her FB about a week ago.

    1. There’s nothing even remotely funny about this story. At all. Ever.

  3. I think Kyle posts these silly articles as a ruse. The real reason he isn’t going on the ocean is he probably can’t swim.

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