Today In “Kyle’s Not Going In The Ocean This Summer”

16 Responses

1. I’m a actually enjoying the hyperbole with these posts. Unless, well, Kyle isn’t that afraid is he?

2. Looks like a breast implant

3. Congrats on the unborn child

4. Pussy

5. Didn’t know you were becoming a Dad- Congrats man!

6. You’re excited to be having a kid.

   People have kids every day, don’t get so excited.

   1. Hope he doesn’t turn into the cuz & rha-ha always talking about their kids. Yeah we get it lil ant sucks at t ball and Clarkie wants to be the next carrot top

7. Ohh calm down you big sissy. A man of war is not even lethal.

   But you can drown from the cramping and paralysis.

   Loggerhead turtles eat man-o-wars. Just bring a loggerhead turtle with you into the ocean. Remember how cool Crush was in Finding Nemo.

8. This Week on Why Kyle Scott is a Huge Pussy:

   These things don’t even ACTUALLY kill people. Potentially, maybe. But my dick could potentially kill someone so…

   But I bet if you add 5 more ads, another plug-in, and another set of questions that need to be answered to access the site they’ll go away.

9. Kyle, honestly, it’s probably a good thing for your kid to get exposed to these things as early as possibe. Then maybe he/she won’t grow up to be a giant pussy like his/her father.

10. Stick your thumbs in them and see what happens.

11. actually i thought this was a washed up bag o wine, I mean look there’s even the blue spout

12. Was your Dad the original pussy? That make’s you pussy junior and instead of Pussy III maybe you’ll have a girl and the house of pussy will die off.

13. For god’s sake stay in PA.

14. SHUT. UP. There goes my vacation.

15. You thro’ a little broccli rab on dat, maybe a little gabbagool, some of the good sharp, and we’re talkin’ lunch, Bo.

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