Today In "Kyle's Not Going In The Ocean This Summer"
My dad took these pictures today of a Portuguese Man O’ War. In Ocean City. New Jersey. On the beach I go to. The beach I was at this weekend. The beach I’ll be at all next week. THE BEACH I WALKED ALONG WITH MY WIFE AND UNBORN CHILD ON SATURDAY EVENING. These fuckers are on to me. They’ve come for my family. They’ve found my area. This is my toe-dipping spot. I’m out. I’m done with the ocean. It’s dead to me. We’re retreating to the boardwalk. These things can’t jump… can they?