Sam Bradford has had some ACL issues. Surgeons have fixed it a couple of times, but that doesn’t mean he can’t use all the help he can get. With that in mind, a Change.org petition – with nearly 3,000 signatures – is asking that the Pope bless Sam Bradford’s knees when he’s in town. The Eagles will be playing the Jets when the Pope is in Philly, but there’s gotta be a decent radius on the Pope Blessing Zone, right? For the record, Bradford’s into it:
“I haven’t seen that. I was told about it before I talked to you guys. If I got to meet the Pope, I think that would be pretty cool. If he wanted to bless my knee, then I’m all for it.”
If the Pope is into it, why not? He’s already got an Eagles jersey. He probably put Tebow on the back of that one, though.
$100 says I could totally deep throat Lex Steele.
Also, God bless Sam and his knees this season.
Bless me too, please.
Heard Reeah H. and Josh I. were together at Chickie’s last night. My roomate’s friend works there and spotted them.
Stfu you liberal sack of shit
Nobody gives a rat’s ass.
Rhea is on vacation this week. Nice try though. His girlfriend looks like Rhea though, I have seen her picture so that is probably why people think it is Rhea.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
This is what it fucking comes to in this town is that christians, juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus, rag heads and atheists want the fucking pope to bless poor sammy’s acl. Just let Jesus fucking Tebow do it.
WILL NEVER WIN A SUPER BOWL.
AG: Baldy, I’m really worried about the Eagles edge rushers this year, can you break that
down for us?
Why honorary brother mike miss stop tweeting ???
Why not Billy Graham, or Jerry Falwell, or Pat
Robertson, or the Dalai Lama or how stupid can
people be? On the other hand three good Reiki masters
on staff would do wonders for healing and recovery time.
I won’t bless his knee but I will bless his [email protected].
I’ll get on my knees for that cutie.
Ooooooo I’d love the holy father to come to woody’s and bless the piss-tub and the cum vat.
I would love for Mark Sanchez to slide his holy grail in and out of my rectum
Oooooooo if only Zach Ertz would rosary bead my face!!!!
Bob’s distended sphincter muscles I will come to Woodys. How much cum do I need to swallow. If its a lot I won’t eat for a few days.
Too many sick fruity rants on this blog.
he won’t bless his knee.. he will curse it along with sanchez’s arm. The Pope wants God’s second son to be the QB.. If the pope does anything with the eagles tim tebow will be the started the next day…
Spread the word of god through press conferences….
fuck the pope.
hey you dumb jooooooooo – tebow isn’t catholic.
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