Sam Bradford Would Be Totally Down with the Pope Blessing His Knees

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Sam Bradford has had some ACL issues. Surgeons have fixed it a couple of times, but that doesn’t mean he can’t use all the help he can get. With that in mind, a Change.org petition – with nearly 3,000 signatures – is asking that the Pope bless Sam Bradford’s knees when he’s in town. The Eagles will be playing the Jets when the Pope is in Philly, but there’s gotta be a decent radius on the Pope Blessing Zone, right? For the record, Bradford’s into it:

“I haven’t seen that. I was told about it before I talked to you guys. If I got to meet the Pope, I think that would be pretty cool. If he wanted to bless my knee, then I’m all for it.”

If the Pope is into it, why not? He’s already got an Eagles jersey. He probably put Tebow on the back of that one, though.

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21 Responses

  1. Heard Reeah H. and Josh I. were together at Chickie’s last night. My roomate’s friend works there and spotted them.

    Getting serious?

    1. Rhea is on vacation this week. Nice try though. His girlfriend looks like Rhea though, I have seen her picture so that is probably why people think it is Rhea.

  2. This is what it fucking comes to in this town is that christians, juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus, rag heads and atheists want the fucking pope to bless poor sammy’s acl. Just let Jesus fucking Tebow do it.
    WILL NEVER WIN A SUPER BOWL.

  3. AG: Baldy, I’m really worried about the Eagles edge rushers this year, can you break that
    down for us?

  4. Why not Billy Graham, or Jerry Falwell, or Pat
    Robertson, or the Dalai Lama or how stupid can
    people be? On the other hand three good Reiki masters
    on staff would do wonders for healing and recovery time.

  5. Ooooooo I’d love the holy father to come to woody’s and bless the piss-tub and the cum vat.

  6. Bob’s distended sphincter muscles I will come to Woodys. How much cum do I need to swallow. If its a lot I won’t eat for a few days.

  7. he won’t bless his knee.. he will curse it along with sanchez’s arm. The Pope wants God’s second son to be the QB.. If the pope does anything with the eagles tim tebow will be the started the next day…

    Spread the word of god through press conferences….

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