The Tom Brady Sketch Artist Wants $1 Million For Her Sh*tty Drawing

“In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes,” noted jerk Andy Warhol once said. In the Internet age, that can be shortened down to about six seconds. And those who try to profit off of that most-fleeting of popularities will be mocked.

Jane Rosenberg, the courtroom sketch artist who is so bad at her job she made Tom Brady look like Andrew Beckett, wants $1 million for her meme-inspiring sketch. According to a quick search, sketch artists on average make somewhere around $53,080 per year. So, she’s trying to sell a monument to how bad she is at her job for 18.8 times what the average salary for her profession is. That’s like if I tried to sell a printout of one of my posts here for $18.80. That’s a Rockwell price she’s asking. And Rockwell wasn’t terrible at his job. In fact, he was kinda good.

The Brady sketch is not worth $1 million. But this one, from Jane Rosenberg’s website, might be:

I guess Bill Cosby went as Jack Nicholson for Halloween.