Didn’t put this is as the featured (top) image because I’m not sure you’re ready for it. Are you ready for it? It’s super gross. Are you sure? Fine, here:

If you didn’t know not to hold fireworks in your hand before, you do now.

Kyle: GODDAMN. Could you imagine being a quarterback and seeing that coming at your mask? GAh-rOss. Throw it away! Throw it away!