Riley Cooper’s birthday was yesterday. Someone sent him a singing telegram. A banana, to be exact. I have absolutely no idea how to react to the photo. The buck head, the trashy apartment, the picture of Pamela Anderson on the wall, THE BANANA. So much to absorb.
pic via anonymous tipster
You have s weird fascination with that guy. Just admit it…you’re in love with him. He’s hot. No shame.
Looks pretty tame to me.
Let’s see. He likes to hunt. Someone sent him a gag gift. Pam Anderson was and may still be hot. And I’m sure his “apartment” isn’t trashy considering his 20+ million contract
Yea , those are wide plank hardwood floors, 9foot ceilings, crown molding… Kyle…. What’s trashy???
Not to mention, those are pretty nice window treatments.
I find this photo offensive. Eagles need to suspend him!
Isn’t it a bit early to have a Christmas wreath on display?
Something tells me that the wreath is up all year
I think it’s a wreath of shotgun shells.
Four time champions with best QB in football.
What an awful troll job .
You gotta do better than that, dickhead.
^ You forgot that.
Check the living room. I knew he was from delco!
Looks like the guy was about to eat dinner, although a very large dinner does he have a roommate? But then this Giant Banana person came walking in to wish him a happy birthday. BTW i’m a pretty big neat freak and aside from the food on the table his place looks fine, not trashy at all
Yeah, right! We all know how you reacted. You fantasized about his banana being up your ass and then your mouth!
Remember who started your blogging career?
Richards and Carter?
Drooling over Ruben Amaro?
Disappointed with Riley. I have a poster over my bed of David Hasselhoff.
I knew it. That Asian chick is a front. Is that why you got rid of Banner? He didn’t want to pitch anymore? Threw Howie out and Chip is now #2. You’re so obvious.
I’m going to guess the takeout order of food is a turkey club in the styrofoam container, a 20-piece teriyaki wings in the aluminum foil bin, and a pizza steak in the aluminum foil. What I can’t guess is why is the happy bday ballon already flat and why is his Halloween decorations already up? He has pumpkins on the end table and a Halloween wreath on the wall.
Wonder what kind of meal he has going on there ?
I probably know you. I remember Mike Walker from TBC. Never without a beer and Marlboro.
alex Holley looks delicious this morning
I would love to lick her black asshole
Alex Holley looks delicious every morning.
There’s Cooper being racist again. A singing banana? The only thing worse would be a gorilla!
Hey! That apartment was beautiful!
You should see the kitchen and then make us men some sandwiches.
Shut up Kim!
Why wasn’t the media invited?!?!?
And what those kids doing across the street from me?!? Up to no good I assume!
Leave coop alone
Looks like he has a boots chicken parm sandwich wrapped up in that foil
She’s naked under the banana suit and I guarantee Coop busted multiple nuts on her before the night was through, then feasted on his buffalo chicken cheesesteak and purple creatine supplement shakes.
The scented candle is a classy touch fo da ladies.
Think Coop boned her after while still in the banana suit?
Is she wearing surgical gloves? Bet she milked him. He’s a freak, I think that much is obvious.
At least he is rocking the newest Docsis 3.0 wireless dual band router from Xfinity.
Ol’ coop coulda just used this to diffuse the whole kenny chesney concert situation. Maybe it was sent to him by the bouncer from the concert. A banana that big definitely would have gotten him backstage.
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