Yeah, I’d like an Octoberfest… 3 Fireball shots… a vodka and diet… and A ROUND OF DALLAS SUCKS FOR THE ENTIRE BAR!!! E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!!!!!!

At least, that’s how I would’ve picked up the first round at Jose Pistola’s last night if I wasn’t boring and sitting on my couch at 11:45 eating Dominos hot wings and watching Jamaal Charles cough up a sure-fire overtime game. Don’t get old, kids. Don’t get old.

Visit Joe Pistol’s and, I don’t know, buy something. JosePistolas.com.

Credit to Colin for the pic