On the Anniversary of Jonathan Papelbon’s Grabbed-Crotch Blown Save, He Blew a Save Against the Phillies

Last night, Jonathan Papelbon allowed a game-tying home run to Freddy Galvis, marking his first blown save in a full year. To the day. And what was so special about that last blown save? He grabbed his dick afterwards.


It’s poetic. Before the game, Papelbon said that he was one of the few Phillies who wanted to win when he was here:

“I don’t know if I got a bad rap here or whatever, but I can promise you I was, by far, [from being] the bad guy on this team. I was one of the few that wanted to actually win, and I was one of the few that competed and posted up every day.”

He further clarified that the organzation didn’t want to win. They didn’t pull it out last night, either, after blowing Paps’ save opportunity and taking the game to extra innings. But still, I bet Papelbon heard it from the fans down there:

cbp first pitch

Football is back.


17 Responses

  1. More people are reading this comment right now than are listening to the Josh Innes show.

    Holy crap. His ratings are just a complete disaster zone. WHO IS LISTENING TO THIS CRAP?

    1. No one brought up Innes at all until you did, like you do every single day on this blog. You obsess about Innes like Bob does about c0ck. Get a hobby, liberal asswipe Paul.

      1. Alls I want to know is how much does that fat slob weigh? He must be pushing 4 bills.

        The thing about Josh is his ratings are his life and his ratings SUCK. Like 43 people listen to his show and they’re all teenagers, frat bros, and gullible idiots hopped up on Tebow talk.

        If you listen to Josh Innes, the fat slob 0 ratings and 0 talent, you’re an idiot and a bad person. Fact.

        1. I feel the same way about everyone who STILL listens to Mikey Miss and his I’m smarter then everyone attitude. F’him. If you don’t like Innes, don’t listen.

  2. Kyle – Just curious how much of your soul you have left to sell after LC Homes, Draft Kings and those copyright infringement t-shirts? Anything for a buck!

    1. Dude is pushing houses in Claymont, Delaware and apparently said with a straight face that having high end granite countertops in CLAYMONT, DELAWARE, is better than living in the city with access that all it has to offer.

      Perhaps it is $0 down and $1,400 a month because no one in their right mind would buy one.

  3. Love the row of featured posts along the top so I don’t have to keep scrolling to see what I have missed.

  4. Kyle – you do realize Darley Green is down the road from Section 8 housing and Claymont is pretty much like Chester. Anything for a buck though amirite!!!

    1. I live around the corner from Section 8 housing and there are no issue. But to racist neanderthals from Delaware OMG SCARY BLACK PEOPLE CRIME CRIME CRIME.

  5. Are there people over 55 on this site? I feel like we are the wrong target market for a huckster trying to unload senior living condos in the middle of nowhere in Delaware.

  6. Who gives a PHUCK? He’s gone, I’m gone the Phillies suck and there is still a big piece of fucking monkey shit kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmachine playing 1B.

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