Redskins fans aren’t racist. See? They’re just … oh man they’re so racist.

jeb giants

I don’t like using the word “violation” because it’s overused and someone else’s jam, but this is a clear-cut vio … infraction? Offense? I guess violation is the best word. Either way, this is baaaaaddddd.

GROSSSSSSS

GROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS. Eww. Gross. I’ve reached out to the Phillies to see if anyone has even been born at Citizens Bank Park, but I’m not sure I want to know the answer. [Editor’s note: I have no idea why Jim thinks this is gross.]

And thankfully, THANKFULLY, the tweet about the Pope recording “Let’s Go Mets” was a joke. Though that’s just the kind of holy jinx they need.