There are two ways to express yourself after a tough really bad embarrassing loss to the Dallas Cowboys, at home, in Week 2. You can do what The Mighty EROCK did and vent, somewhat intelligently and maybe coherently (though while leaving your significant other trailing in your dust as you make your way through a crowded lot– not recommended). Or, you can take the mongrel route and shout obcentities at players and coaches and plead for Howard Eskin to “get ’em” as he butt-chases players into the tunnel.
Excerpts:
“Hit the jugs machine, Matthews! You suck!”
“I don’t want your gloves. I don’t want anything. You guys suck! You guys suck!”
“47 years. Richie Kotite is laughing his ass off on Long Island!”
[Anyone who invokes “Richie” Kotite, over anything, should immediately lose their fan card. Who the hell invokes Rich Kotite?]“Hey King! Hey King! Tell ’em like it is, King! They suck!” “Get ’em, Eskin! Get ’em!” “Tell ’em like it is Eskin. They suck! Eskin! Eskin!”
[I feel bad for anyone whose existence consists of thinking that Eskin is the arbiter of all that is right in the world. Eskin is so far up the Eagles’ ass that Jeffrey Lurie is in danger of being turned inside out. I can’t believe there are actually people out there who buy this shit.]Video after the jump.
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Kyle asks who invokes Kotite. The answer is someone who is trying to find a way to show how poorly this team played. What better way than to invoke Kotite laughing at their game? The guy knows Kotite lives in Long Island; he is 10x the fan of cuckold Kyle Scott.
Hey now! At least I managed to actually win a playoff game while I was coaching Philly!
Me too! In my first year!
Eagles 58
Lions 37
I haven’t… How embarrassing! 🙁
I didn’t win a playoff game either as I went 0-3 in 3 straight years. As a matter of fact, I only scored ONE offensive touchdown during those 3 games! Yet, any fan who owned a pair of Zubaz speaks of my reign as coach as the “Golden Years.”
Rich Kotites record as Eagles head coach for his first 3 seasons –
10-6
11-5
8-8
7-9
that’s 4 seasons, Chip has never had an 11 win season
At lease Kotite won a playoff game here
Maybe Kyle may be too young to appreciate the Kotite reference. I personally enjoyed it.
Pretty much every Eagles fan over 30 uses Kotite as the reference for a horrible coach.
He was a lousy coach for the Eagles. But he was absolutely terrible for the Jets. He was 4-28 in two season with the Jets. That made him 4-35 in his final 39 games as a coach.
Two days in a row of video that absolutely embarrasses us Philly sports fans. Seriously, do these idiots act like this at home, at work and at the Little League field when their kids are playing? I can just see it now when little Jimmy sails the ball over the first baseman’s head…”What the hell is wrong with you Jimmy?!? You suck! That’s not how we practiced it in the back yard. Take your damn crying somewhere else. You won’t eat when you get home tonight and if you don’t make that throw next time, I’m punching your mom in the face!”.
But, with that being said, this video is still way less douchy than my guy Erock or whatever the hell he is called. Seriously, that video represents all things that are wrong with people. Douche fake accent. Trailer trash GF. Man talking to his phone. Man crying over a sporting event. Man with a selfie-stick. What an ass.
People like these are complete losers. If one of those players went after them they would have ran up the stairs like girls. I love sports but to let it get you that upset is pathetic, especially at that age.
I know we all joke about Kyle living in his parents basement but these are the people who actually do live in their mothers basement.
Idiots like above and the fool yesterday only exist because WIP has created them. Jackasses such as Cataldi, Gargano, etc have manufactured this local mindset that for you to be a true fan, you have to pour your heart and soul out for the team. So, the mindless sheep then conjure up for themselves a super fan-ego that not only conforms to what the jackasses at WIP. said, but also one that tops the next guy so that they can get their 15 minutes of fame on the radio. That’s why you have a grown man that paints his face and wears shoulder pads to the games. That’s why you have a Kenny who leads the “Dirty 30!” It’s pitiful!
Great point. That’s gotta be a big part of it.
There was MLB pitcher 40 years ago named Mike Marshal who pitched for the Dodgers who said that fans who live day to day in what their teams are doing and/or go to games and act like the two in the video have something seriously wrong with them.
Those goofy fucks have certainly thrown gasoline on the fire but, the majority of eagles fans have been assholes since the 70’s. The bigger problem is they are well aware of their rep and wear it as a badge of honor. It’s still the cheapest season ticket in town, therefore…
That’s great! Well said, sir.
Come on now, how seriously can these two buffoons be taken when they are calling Howard Eskin “king.”
hahaha. king of the classless. leader of the no school.
wt
This way better than that tool erock. Not because of what that guy is screaming. But the guy clearly doesn’t give a fuck. He’s not posting his own douchebag video in black and white. That Erock guy is a total fake loser who just wants attention. The man above, who likely is way too drunk and taking a game way too seriously, just got captured by someone else. Words really can’t describe how much I hate that erock video
yes.. He’s so happy they lost. Had that video planned all week and is so pumped about the new followers or whatever he got off the Eagles demise.
Flyers starting soon at least . Eagles are a 4 win team
Hahaha makes me so happy seeing miserable fucking white trash lowlifes who give a huge portion of their $$ to Jeffrey Lurie. Lol
We Dem Boys!!!!
how much do you pay to get into that cowboys stadium? oh u have never been? fake fan.
Typically I just tailgate and then blow men (or boys LOL!) in the parking lot once the game starts.
We Dem Boys!!
> white trash lowlifes
> cowboys fan
Pot, meet kettle.
Disgusting
Philadelphia fans: a group of underachievers in life screaming at a bunch of over achievers in life and telling them they suck.
Everytime I see the words “Philly Influencer” I get enraged. It’s just so awful. If you were looking for the douchebaggiest name possible for a shitty blog, congratulations. Brace you fucking worthless pile of shit. Go away! Kyle, stop linking to his shit blog. Stick to Deadspin and Bleacher Report. Thanks
Douche.
“So long as they (the Proles) continued to work and breed, their other activities were without importance. Left to themselves, like cattle turned loose upon the plains of Argentina, they had reverted to a style of life that appeared to be natural to them, a sort of ancestral pattern…Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, petty quarrels with neighbors, films, football, beer and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.”
― George Orwell, 1984
I loved dis! My brother would kick Eskins ass.These are real fans fuggedaboutit
Kyle, you lazy, talentless ballsack. I laughed out loud at the Kotite line. The rest of the thing was cringe-central. Invoking Eskin as a voice of reason?? Stupid fucks. I was surprised no racial epithets were lobbed. Go birds!!!
Drunk white trash who give their $$ away to that windmill pussy.
Any new on how Dan Baker made out at xfinity Sunday ??
I’m hearing from my home boy Isaac he was working on a couple chicks
Yep, im still here. Haven’t been opened in weeks. Still empty inside.
Perhaps my favorite post ever on CB. Their “Eskin” cries were the absolute high point.
BTW, saw Innes shitting in a urinal at the game on Sunday. Hard to take the Louisiana out of a man.
I LOVE FOOD!
Wer”re 7 and 2, we’re in the playoffs!!!
Did kotite really say that? Cos if he did no fukn wonder the birds went 7-9, jeez i really hope he got hit with at least 1 battery on the way out… Thats gotta be the dumbest thing i ever heard…
He didn’t say it, the neanderthals in the video did.
Also, does anyone remember how Eskin used to be a Cowboy fan? I’m pretty sure I remember that being the case. What a fraud!
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