A fan is in critical conditoin after a fight outside Dodger Stadium this weekend, but, more importantly, Santa is still reeling from the brief chill he got after a little bit of slushy snow got stuck between his naval and waistband.

LA Times:

Los Angeles police are looking for the people involved in a fight outside Dodger Stadium after Friday’s playoff game that sent one fan to the hospital with critical injuries.

Few details were available Monday, including the gender or age of the person who was injured. LAPD Officer Matthew Ludwig said the person remained hospitalized Monday in critical but stable condition.

The fight broke out in a parking lot about 10:30 p.m., after the Dodgers dropped the opening game of the National League Division Series to the New York Mets, 3-1. Ludwig said a verbal argument between fans escalated into the physical confrontation.

It was not clear whether the fans were from rival teams, Ludwig said.

BUT NO ONE PUKED ON ANYONE, RIGHT? PLEASE TELL ME NO ONE PUKED ON ANYONE!!

via Deadspin

UPDATE: According to ABC7, the suspect is a tall man wiht blond hair. And it’s LA, so of course it was a tall man with blond hair. Suspect:


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