Chase Utley will play tonight – or at least he’ll be available and should be in the lineup to take Matt Harvey deep – and rather than speak to the gremlins trolling about his locker, he issued a terse statement, which tickles my heart like viewing pictures of small babies playing peek-a-boo with puppies. Chase, I see you:
“The Players Association and my agent are handling the appeals process. I have nothing more to say other than to reiterate that I feel terrible about Ruben’s injury. Now my teammates and I are focused on Game 3 and doing everything we can to win this series.”
Translation: Sorry about Ruben, but seriously, screw off. I’m going to slide like that again and, honestly, I’m kind of mad I didn’t break his other leg, too. Your good friend, Chase.
Just buy a shirt. All red in stock, blue in select sizes:
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That’s a solid paint bucket hat.
Wrong image. Already updated.
The updated one looks like he’s holding his hat upside down begging for coins! Ha! Ha! Ha!
If someone did that to Chase you would have pooped your pants.
Chase Utley has OWNED Prima Donna Harvey in his brief career, and Harvey has already thrown at him as a fucking Phil. Can’t wait to see Chase play tonight… A Major League player vs. Nuke LaLouche. Pass the popcorn! Fucking man
Utley’s a scumbag. His ‘playing hard’ Schtick is beat. Completely dirty play. Chase Utley, you are a douche!
Ruben Fired–Again!
No Kyle that’s not what chase was trying to say.
Only skinny jeans wearing hipster [email protected] would be caught dead wearing those ugly Chase t-shirts.
Are those shirts available in a Dodgers version?
Not horrible t-shirts, but what’s with the red all over his face? Looks like he has shingles
No class
All red in stock, blue in select sizes: S, M, L , XL and XXL.
Nobody bought these shirts. They are crap. Complete garbage.
Yay, the Mets won the first inning.
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