Here’s a Very Sleepy Jahlil Okafor On The Dan Patrick Show Today

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Jahlil Okafor made a big splash on the court last night. He dropped 26 points on 10-for-16 from the floor (and 6-for-6 from the line), along with 7 rebounds and 2 blocks [editor’s note: and 8 turnovers]. That’s the third-highest point total for a rookie’s debut in Sixers history, behind only Allen Iverson and Jerry Stackhouse. Excitement! But on the Dan Patrick Show this morning? Yawn.

While Joel Embiid drinks himself silly on those sweet, sweet Shirleys, Okafor is living perhaps the most plain life of any top draft pick. He’s renting an apartment that he shares with his dog, his sister, and niece. Perhaps not in that order.

If you’re getting tired at work because you’re hitting your wall, this might be a dangerous listen, but it’s good to have Okafor to balance out the pure insanity that is the entire existence of Joel Embiid.

Kyle: If I were a hack, I’d point out that Okafor, who seemed less than thrilled on draft night, didn’t bother investing in real estate in Philly. But I’m not a hack, so therefore I won’t.

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22 Responses

  1. Who gives a fuck!! Where the game day coverage at?!?! Hear it’s cray down independence mall right now

    Hoot hoot mother fucker!!!

  2. You are a hack? I wouldn’t invest in real estate either with trade happy Sam Hinkie. No NBA player should go about buying a house without knowing they are stable, usually after a couple years and success. You are a hack Kyle.

        1. I heard that Big Daddy Graham is already posted up over there, gettin ready to wrestle up some slam pigs!!! That dude just fucks, doesn’t give a fuck, no rubbers!

        2. Jim’s 3 Finger… don’t be a guy who comments on his own comments exactly one minute after his post with a different name. You’re better than that.

  3. Hey Adair – Stop poking around my business looking for a story. You emailing Reeta Houghes looking for her to slip up is pure desperation. You are creepy around Natalie Egenolf too….trust me she is not into you.

  4. He was also on Gargano. As usual, it was a horrible interview because that fat lard sucks at that aspect of his job.

    I turned on Angelo, who was screaming about something.

    Then I turned on 88.5 and listened to good music. My life was better for it.

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