Marcus Hayes, a human with poop for a head, who is staunchly anti-Utley – quite possibly because Chase Utley is white – yet again took to Twitter to go after Chase, this time informing his privileged followers that he’s one of the world’s foremost experts on Chase Utley:

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The six non-baseball people more qualified than Hayes, I’m guessing:

  1. Chase Utely’s wife
  2. Chase Utley’s father
  3. Chase Utley’s mother
  4. Chase Utley’s son
  5. Mac
  6. The woman who answers the phone at the SPCA
  7. Marcus Hayes?

Yeah, that sounds about right.