4th and 25. Just when I thought you were one of us. You were so close, Bradley. So close. You dined at Bob’s Grill this summer– I did too! You wore your Eagles hat everywhere you went– I did too! You sat in the owner’s box for Monday Night Football— I did too!  And then, boom, 4th-and-25 like an out-of-town weather girl trying to up her local cred. Damn you, Bradley. Damn you.

Full Cooper appearance on Kimmel here.

H/T to (@KingofBlueBell), (@1elevenpaul)