Someone Needs To Takeout Slide The Mets Fan Who Wrote This Lousy, Sticker-less Letter
Making fun of Always Sunny’s Chase Utley fan letter from Mac is a very timely joke. The episode aired only six years ago, so the humor is fresh and was just begging to be mocked by a Mets fan salty about Utley’s slide. The above image was posted in r/NewYorkMets, and really loses points for its lack of stickers. Come on. Get with it, Mets fans.
Transcript after the jump.
I feel like I can call you an asshole because you’re a piece of shit. I would love to meet you one day. It would be great if you could teach me how to slide. I know I can’t play as dirty as you but I think you’d be impressed with my tackling abilities. I hate your hair. You are ugly. Does your father know he raised a piece of garbage? Mine does too. These are all the things we can talk about and more! I am sure our relationship will be a real Home Run!
Booing you always.