Cowboys Commenters Prove They’re Scum of the Earth By Defending Greg Hardy

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We’ve been through this. First, it was the Cowboys bloggers themselves – who had quite the itchy block finger – and now it’s the commenters over on Blogging the Boys, SB Nation’s Cowboys site.

We all know comment sections are a special circle of hell (hello down there!), and though there are many things said in our comments, and many things said about our comments, I do not think for one second that our commenters would seriously defend someone like Hardy with the frequency the blinded-by-the-star fans in Dallas.

Here’s a sampling of some of the worst and weirdest from the comments section of Blogging the Boys [editor’s note: I shall remember this post the next time someone tries to gives me guff over comments about bleached balloon knots or something similarly embarrassing yet harmless]:

Three strikes guy:

“If he abuses someone else, my tone will completely change and I will demand he is cut. In the meantime, seeing pictures of things that were already widely reported and understood doesn’t mean the Cowboys should do anything in my opinion.”

Yeah but football guy:

“Say what you will about how much of a scumbag he is, he is a darn good ball player and hate it or not we need him right now just as much as we need Romo or Dez.”

Photoshop guy:

“This is the Internet, there are literally hundreds of millions of pictures. And dozens of programs to edit them; anyone can say anything they want. I’m not trying to say they are fake, I’m just pointing out that everyone needs to take a step back and make sure what you read isn’t just hate fuel but actually credible material before you bring someone to the chopping block.”

It was her fault guy(s):

“I would add that women can be just as difficult to deal with as men. It is apparently easy for some people to always view women as victims and men as offenders, regardless of facts. I know that if his version of this is true then I can understand his reaction even though I don´t condone it. If he wanted her out of his house she should have left and is therefore not without some responsibility for the situation escalating.”

“What if she was a crazed chick that wouldn’t get out of his apartment and was trashing the place, he lost it, and dragged her out by the hair of the head? I’m not saying that’s the best way to handle the situation, but he might not be the kind of a person who feels the need to incessantly show remorse for doing that.”

“As a matter of fact, I think her story doesn’t add up in a number of ways. If he was strangling her with both hands, do you think she’d have been able to tell him “I want to die” and then “he snapped out of it” and stopped choking her? If he was strangling her, she wouldn’t be able to “say” anything. If she could, he wasn’t strangling her. Wouldn’t you have to admit that that part of the story was a fabrication? And if that was a lie, what else was she lying about?”

“Holder does look like she was thrown onto a pile of guns but she doesn’t look like she got beaten up, not even a little. If she had as much to drink as SHE said she did, why is it that her testimony is gospel, and nothing Hardy says is even given the benefit of consideration?”

Aww hell no that bitch would be dead guy:

“If Hardy had an intent to kill her and half my H.S. football team, she and they’d be pushing up daisies somewhere. Get a grip man. He lost it, and probably threw her around his apartment with abandon. But he didn’t even strike her. And I doubt her story that he choked her, or “intended to kill her”. I doubt it because she’s still here.”

Hardy so big… so strong… so hard guy:

“I’m not condoning his actions. Not even in the slightest. But Greg Hardy is a big man. A big man. And he’s a strong man, a strong one. Something happened that night, I’m sure, but look at her bruising. Think about how Greg Hardy hit Tom Brady. Think about how violent he is when he plays football. Do you really believe that’s all he could do to Ms. Holder?”

“The simple fact that her jaw was not dislocated, she’s not bleeding and the bruises are not bad shows that Greg Hardy is not the monster the media and some of the folks on here are trying to make him out to be.”

Ladies and gentlemen, Cowboys commenters– the human equivalent of that weird juice at the bottom of your trash can after you throw out rotten fruit and undercooked meat. All discolored and kinda lumpy, but you just can’t help smelling it.


19 Responses

  1. Ike Reese: “Athletes always do stuff like this and we keep watching so why should we have to fake this being upset part of it?”

    He’s got a point.

    1. A man NEVER hits a woman.
      But, since this dumb whore chose to date an animal, she get’s what she deserves.
      Let this whore, and nicole BROWN simpson , serve as warning to women and fathers everywhere.

      This would never happen to my daughter because I would raised her better, and would never let her associate with animals.


    seriously though i should be shot and dragged out into a public square and hung by the neck until dead.

  3. I’m commenting on a blog post in which the post was about comments from another blog. What a time to be alive.

  4. Best guess as to how many McDonald’s sandwiches he’s eaten in his lifetime? 365 (days in a year) x 80% (Days of the Year Eating at McDonald’s) x 2.4 (Avg Number of Sandwiches eaten per day from McD’s) x 27 (years he’s stumbled around the Earth) = 18921.6 Sandwiches from McDonald’s

    1. Stumbled around the earth? At his size, the only way he is getting around is on wheels. So rolled is more appropriate.

  5. It’s a joke Riley Cooper is able to play after his racist slurs which I feel is 1000 times worse than Hardy pushing a coke head that was attacking him and I think its a joke how the media keeps stirring the pot with Hardy yet nothing about Cooper!!


    1. You’re comparing a drunk guy who used a slur at a country concert 2.5 years ago to a guy who mercilessly beat his girlfriend and made her fear for her life.

      You are what is wrong with this country.

      I didn’t realize Riley Cooper using a slur put someone else’s life in jeopardy.

      And don’t try to play the “Prominent Racism Problem” card with me, I’m black and don’t give a shit.
      This guy put his hands on a woman. I don’t care what color you are, you don’t ever do that.

    2. Coydon- I hope that post is a joke.
      Would anyone have a problem with a black player saying he’d fight “every cracker in here” if he was getting harassed by a jealous, punk, white security guard like Cooper was?
      No. I sure as hell wouldn’t.

      I hate Cooper because he sucks and he appears to be a dumb hick.
      But, you, Missanelli, anyone hypocrite that harassed Cooper, and who supports Hardy, should all eat a bullet.

  6. If Greg Hardy were on the Eagles, there absolutely would be a sect of fans that support and defend him. Not because Eagles fans are bad people, but because the average sports fan is a complete moron.

    With that said, fuck Greg Hardy, fuck Jerry Jones, and fuck the Cowboys.

  7. Let’s look at some of the great comments posted on this site the past few days. Kyle, please explain how these are any different,

    November 6, 2015 at 5:08 pm
    These stupid whores that choose to disrespect themselves and their families by dating animals all get what they deserve.
    No self respecting man would date these whores after they’ve defiled themselves and I have ZERO sympathy for them.
    Frankly, our society needs a few more nicole BROWN simpsons in the national spotlight so this Kardashian generation can see these violent animals for what they are.
    Apparently, these whores don’t read, watch the crime news, or open their eyes to what we all see or they would know what they were getting into by associating with these animals.

    November 6, 2015 at 2:56 pm
    Kyle, what exactly is the NFL supposed to do to Gregg Hardy? The dumb bitch never testified against him. The NFL has no legal standing to kick him out of the league.If this dumb woman would have shown up to court he would have been convicted and out of the league. Blame her, not Goodell

    November 6, 2015 at 5:10 pm
    N1ggers like Hardy make Philadelphia look terrible. Not the comment section, you liberal idiot.

    November 9, 2015 at 3:05 pm
    YES. Whores that disrespect themselves and their families by dating animals deserve everything they get.
    Let young women see what happens to these whores so they know exactly how these animals treat women.
    Parents should be raising their children with pride and self respect while warning them to avoid these violent animals at all cost.

    November 7, 2015 at 1:09 pm
    How long is it going to take for idiot drunk eagles fans to understand you are innocent before proven guilty ? If he was guilty she had a chance to show up to court and give her side of the story but she never bothered to show up. Greg hardy is 6″5 280lb if he really wanted to hurt her she would of been in a lot worst shape.
    How come no1 every talks about Riley Cooper or Big Ben raping girls?? Smdh

    November 6, 2015 at 8:10 pm
    I’ll add this. I work with black dudes that would have nothing to do with a white woman. Why? Because they don’t believe in this melting between the races nonsense.

    November 6, 2015 at 8:49 pm
    No. Everything I said is true. My opinion is shared by typical 98% (MAJORITY) of the white males on this site.Stay away from our white girls is what we say. No racism whatsoever.

    November 6, 2015 at 8:38 pm
    Agreed, The animals aren’t called out on it because it’s perceived as racism to do so. The site closed comments with the jogger story because it was BLACK kids that attacked those women joggers, who were white.

    1. Explain what was wrong with my comment? She is an idiot for not testifying. If some piece of shit beat me up, I would make sure my ass was in court on the day of the trial. The NFL has no grounds to kick him out of the league, because the charges were dropped since she didn’t show up to court.

    2. I am proud of my comments and stand by them.
      Do society a favor and go introduce yourself to a mike BROWN in the middle of the night in West Philly.

  8. Those bruises weren’t as bad as I thought they were gonna be.

    RIP 2015 Dallas Cowboys season. Hahahaha

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