While you’re at work, or enjoying the day off, or still digesting food from last night, there are many among us out there in the wilderness, clawing and scraping their way along, just trying their best to get that one TV that is on sale. It’s Black Friday, the worst day for shopping and the best day for people watching. Since you probably aren’t out there lining up 10 deep to get a discounted printer, here’s a look at some of the insanity you’re missing.

Note: At least one of these is probably not from today but labeled as such. I don’t care. They’re all insane.

https://twitter.com/ohholybutt/status/670264943275544576

(that one screams fake)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VIuk7RGgs5g

https://twitter.com/weaintonthebull/status/670163496839999488