It’s Dallas week. It might not feel like it because the Eagles are coming off of a bye and both teams are bad. But, it’s Dallas Week.

This morning, on a weirdly warm, humid, and dreary day, the Eagles gave subway commuters a chance to start their work day as if they were running onto the field at the Linc. They could run (or tiredly walk) through the inflatable Eagle head the birds no longer use and be greeted with smoke effects upon exiting. Some people were not expecting that part, as you can see above, and some were:

I’d start my day like this every single day if I could, but there’s no way this would fit in my tiny office kitchen: