Video: EDP Is Unhappy, Wants Death
Usually EDP445’s rants are contrived, sometimes forced. Not this time. Epic rant. You can’t learn this sort of brilliance in improv classes. This is a gift… a gift that might lead to a misdemeanor for making death threats, but a gift nonetheless. 10 out of 10.
Side note: I have no idea what he was talking about with Chip taking a military oath, but it works. Strong rhetoric. Excellent oratory. We’ll go with it. Also, now I want tacos.