Goddamn. I am so mad that I, like, just found out this guy is on Twitter (@TrainerJoeO) and Instagram (@trainerjoeo). Eagles trainer Joe O’Pella, the guy with the ridiculous Movember ‘stache, says he raised over $7k for men’s health issues, ranking 68th in the country out of more than 150k. I’m not gonna lie, though, the ‘stache looks much more festive and ridiculous when it’s not tending to yet another injured Bird in the midst of a three-game losing streak (those winglets sort of lose their luster during times of strife)…. but, it’s still awesome and raises money for men’s health. Here’s how Joe described it on Instagram:

As #Movember comes to a close, some numbers to think about: this is my 4th year growing a mustache to aid in the fight against prostate and testicular cancer. This year we raised $7055. We ranked #68 in the United States in Movember donations out of 156,791 Mo growers. Over my 4 years we’ve been able to raise $11,559. I cannot begin to express the gratitude from everyone that has supported both myself and the Movember cause over the last month. Whether it has been through donations, Twitter mentions, Instagram likes, Internet articles, or just coming up to me to ask me “if it’s real?” has meant the world to me. As much as people like to thank me for everything I do, it should be me thanking everyone else for their continued support and tolerance of my hairy upper lip. The fact that we can change the world and raise money to hopefully end these diseases just by some goofball growing a mustache is truly remarkable. My face has been a billboard for all of you to spread your message of generosity and compassion. I’d be wrong not to thank @kellykur for her tireless efforts with our campaign. She was my number 1 fan, my PR girl, and the most tolerant person I know to deal with the itching, the scratching, and the hidden food crumbs that come along with the Stache. Thanks boo. With that, I’ll close as I do every year by saying we shaved some lives people, without a doubt. And it has been a complete honor to be your #EaglesSidelineMustacheGuy. Keep fighting and you can always donate year long at movember.com

I’m still pissed off I just found out about his account. I mean, look at all the zaniness we’ve been missing out on:

Translation: "Support men's health." Mobro.co/trainerjoeo @mark_sanchez #Movember #EaglesSidelineMustacheGuy

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Mark Sanchez talking, presumably, about mustaches? Instant follow.