Earlier this week, Chip Kelly said he’d “always” shake LeSean McCoy’s hand. LeSean said he “can’t shake shit.” As much as he claimed to be past the whole situation, it’s obvious that McCoy holds one hell of a grudge against Chip, and even a courteous phone call couldn’t break through that.

According to Jeff McLane, Chip tried to call McCoy this week. Shady had been dodging Chip’s calls all year, but didn’t recognize the number on his caller ID. When he answered, presumably with a “new phone, who dis,” Chip identified himself and McCoy hung up.

That’s the problem. Chip ID’d himself. Next time, he’s gotta try putting on a funny voice, or going undercover as a worker in LeSean’s house to prove how sorry he is. I’m sure Shady’s never seen Mrs. Doubtfire, so Chip will be in the clear there.