Michael Irvin pulled out all the grammatical tricks on this one. I think it translates roughly to:

Few [get to] taste [the] sweet nectar [of] revenge but @DeSeanJackson11 returned [home] & won [the] EAST. [He] sent [home the] @Eagles & got [the] man [that] FIRED HIM[,] Chip Kelly[,] FIRED

There you go. Wait, what?

[h/t PhillyInfluencer]