Something on the Roast.

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Now, I know some comments will inevitably be along the lines of “No way in hell I’m paying $2.99 to see two drunken a-holes get reminded that they’re drunken a-holes by other drunken, and only slightly more eloquent, a-holes.” Fair. But, let me tell, I watched it last night… and there is nothing quite like seeing a childhood hero stammer about, throw a microphone, wave a check, and threaten to walk off because they’ve already been paid, only to get talked into staying so they can continue to embarrass themselves during genuinely perplexing, strange and slightly disturbing podium time:

That’s not a random screenshot– Dude rolled out entire sentences with his eyes closed. Is he sleeping or dead? Not sure! That’s part of the intrigue. And if you think he seems like a piece of shit on-stage, well… he was significantly worse off-stage and leading up to the event.

This a car crash– but the sort of highly entertaining one that FOX News would roll over and over again because you just can’t look away. And, bonus: I make a cameo (reading some of your comments), and so does Josh Innes. I mean, it’s like the comment section playing out over 45 minutes in glorious, well-shot HD… and my shitty selfie videos because I’m entirely too lazy to leave my house:

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