Perhaps the only – ONLY – good thing to come out of hiring Doug Pederson would be that Windmill Jeff and his faux-fashionista ex-wife would have to switch back to Kelly Green and silver to match the sheen of Pederson’s hair, which, when paired with his face and visor, looks like a wig belonging to a porn star factory.

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