Connor Barwin Built a Snowman Taller than His Hair Somehow

That’s actually really impressive form. A wide base, some height and heft in the middle, and a nice, big, fat head. It reaches well above Barwin’s 6’4″ height (6’8″ with hair). One comment on his Instagram said it looked like Andy Reid, and the more I look at it, the more I see it.

So that’s what an Eagle is up to today. Since their game was cancelled, I expect to hear an injury report of 3-4 Sixers hurt in a snowball fight that are now doubtful for tomorrow’s game.

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48 Comments

  • Ron Burgundy January 23, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    Great story. Compelling, and rich.

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    • BRIANDAWKINS#20 January 25, 2016 at 7:33 am

      I WISH WE HAD A DC LIKE SEAN MCDERMOTT IN PHILLY! OR A BALL HAWKING SAFTEY LIKE KURT COLEMAN!

      Reply
      • Tim hurlahy January 25, 2016 at 7:35 am

        Who suck more dick? You or the real B Dawk?

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    • nut234 January 25, 2016 at 9:08 am

      kyle needs to lift the ban on all the commenters he blocked. I miss them,

      Reply
  • Marge Schott January 23, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    big white snowmen beat up little white snowmen…did i mention i hate darkies?

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    • Marge Shott January 24, 2016 at 2:46 pm

      When I owned the Reds, I made sure I paid my monkeys well.

      Reply
  • Kyle Scott likes giving blumpkins January 23, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    Shouldn’t hipster Connor be preparing for the NFC Championship game??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    • Frosty the blowman January 23, 2016 at 4:56 pm

      Not cool man

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  • ethan January 23, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    somebody surely must have seen this on the street and can tell us where c-bar lives

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  • Awww Snap January 23, 2016 at 6:35 pm

    The Phila Influenca has more content and updates for those snowed in than this pile of trash.

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  • Charlie Brown January 23, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    Taller than his hair? Jim, to put it mildly, you’re fucking hilarious. So clever. Keep up the subpar work. Nobody better.

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  • expired danish January 23, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    Jim tried to fuck this snow man

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  • Darwin January 23, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    Well how on earth did he make something taller than himself? It’s like he has learned to raise his arms above his head thereby enabling said football player to erect a snow structure consisting of 3 round structures in successively smaller sizes to be stacked higher than his skeletal frame. That’s some ace reporting there Jim. You earned your reach around from Kyle on Monday.

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  • Mickey Mannequin January 23, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    Is Barwin married?….sometimes he is at sixers games sitting courtside with some chick. Holy shit, he builds snowmen, goes to sixers games and uses public transportation… how much do you want to blow this guy jim?

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    • Howard Foreskin January 24, 2016 at 5:21 am

      You couldn’t tell? When he was talking about a “big fat head”, he wasn’t talking about the snowman…

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      • Hollis Thomas January 24, 2016 at 7:56 am

        hee hee hee hee good one Howard

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  • Doug Pete January 24, 2016 at 8:25 am

    Anything on when Philly will get a listenable sports radio morning show?

    Reply
    • D30 for life January 24, 2016 at 8:26 am

      Can’t wait to hear more about KC time management and wing bowl.

      Reply
    • Meat head January 24, 2016 at 8:27 am

      More meat locker and my bo the cuz please.

      Reply
      • Ant January 24, 2016 at 9:06 am

        Chip Kelly’s great bo!

        Reply
        • Ant January 24, 2016 at 9:07 am

          No he sucks bo!

          Reply
          • Ant January 24, 2016 at 9:08 am

            Call the Chip Kelly bitch and complain line and talk about it bo!

  • Jonny Marks Hair Plugs January 24, 2016 at 9:09 am

    We will rename it soon, just waiting to hear from the people.

    Reply
    • MCW January 24, 2016 at 9:09 am

      It’s trending on twitter!

      Reply
      • Silent Bro January 24, 2016 at 9:10 am

        Oh baldy!

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        • Baldy January 24, 2016 at 9:11 am

          Sam Bradford can stroke it!

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      • Rheewa January 24, 2016 at 9:45 am

        Ya think?!

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    • Al Moronganti January 24, 2016 at 9:44 am

      Huh?

      Reply
  • Duh January 24, 2016 at 11:10 am

    Yo Jim I will guarantee this will be your boyfriends last year with the Eagles. You better send out all your love letters out to him before it’s too late. Jim Schwartz will have no use for this dude.

    Reply
  • Barwinian Evolution January 24, 2016 at 11:15 am

    2 for 1! Everything must go! Buy now and get Kelly Drive free!

    Reply
  • Riley Cooper January 24, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    The only good snowman is a white snowman.

    Reply
  • mike richards January 24, 2016 at 4:08 pm

    This one time, we went through a pile that big the night before a playoff game.

    Reply
    • al moronganti January 24, 2016 at 4:20 pm

      Huh?

      Reply
    • cuz January 24, 2016 at 4:21 pm

      That’s a violation, Bo.

      Reply
  • dumpster dave January 24, 2016 at 6:05 pm

    I really want Joe Decamara to read my eulogy when I go.

    Reply
    • Joe Decamara's Nervous Tick January 24, 2016 at 9:46 pm

      Dumpster Dave was good man…(610) 632-0975……he was a kind and decent man….(610) 632-0975 ……he leaves behind a (610) 632-0975

      Reply
      • Rob Ellis January 25, 2016 at 1:26 am

        Good jo, JDNT. You’re in the mix.

        Reply
  • Kyle Scott aka kreskin January 24, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    Nice work on the “Brady will tear up the over-rated Broncos defense” prediction last week.

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    • Godfather Locks January 25, 2016 at 1:30 am

      Dammit.

      Reply
  • SeanBrace January 25, 2016 at 12:00 am

    Slow day here fellas but over on p h i l l y i n f l u e n c e r . C o m we’ve been cranking all weekend yo

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  • Anything on the roast? January 25, 2016 at 7:51 am

    Please stop making me answer dumb shit questions to read this even dumber shit posts.

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  • Connor Barwin January 25, 2016 at 9:31 am

    Jim, I will not date you. Sorry. Not that there’s anything wrong with your preferences or you as a person. As a hipster, social justice warrior, I’m all in with whatever helps you self-actualize and makes you a better you.

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  • AUGUST = SUPER BOWL CONTENDER. JANUARY = BUILDING SNOWMAN. January 25, 2016 at 9:52 am

    Enough said. Sad.

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  • SEANBRACE January 25, 2016 at 10:19 am

    Snow day today guys?

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  • Observer January 25, 2016 at 10:23 am

    I think the Dynamic Duo bailed on us and went south for the winter. They did leave the comment section that drives page clicks open for us.

    Crossing Broward? I have first dibs on that handle.

    Reply
  • Pubs Pitcher Influences January 25, 2016 at 10:26 am

    Anything on any sports of any kind?

    Reply
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