Connor Barwin Built a Snowman Taller than His Hair Somehow

That’s actually really impressive form. A wide base, some height and heft in the middle, and a nice, big, fat head. It reaches well above Barwin’s 6’4″ height (6’8″ with hair). One comment on his Instagram said it looked like Andy Reid, and the more I look at it, the more I see it.

So that’s what an Eagle is up to today. Since their game was cancelled, I expect to hear an injury report of 3-4 Sixers hurt in a snowball fight that are now doubtful for tomorrow’s game.

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48 Responses

  1. Shouldn’t hipster Connor be preparing for the NFC Championship game??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. Taller than his hair? Jim, to put it mildly, you’re fucking hilarious. So clever. Keep up the subpar work. Nobody better.

  3. Well how on earth did he make something taller than himself? It’s like he has learned to raise his arms above his head thereby enabling said football player to erect a snow structure consisting of 3 round structures in successively smaller sizes to be stacked higher than his skeletal frame. That’s some ace reporting there Jim. You earned your reach around from Kyle on Monday.

  4. Is Barwin married?….sometimes he is at sixers games sitting courtside with some chick. Holy shit, he builds snowmen, goes to sixers games and uses public transportation… how much do you want to blow this guy jim?

  5. Yo Jim I will guarantee this will be your boyfriends last year with the Eagles. You better send out all your love letters out to him before it’s too late. Jim Schwartz will have no use for this dude.

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  6. Jim, I will not date you. Sorry. Not that there’s anything wrong with your preferences or you as a person. As a hipster, social justice warrior, I’m all in with whatever helps you self-actualize and makes you a better you.

  7. I think the Dynamic Duo bailed on us and went south for the winter. They did leave the comment section that drives page clicks open for us.

    Crossing Broward? I have first dibs on that handle.

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