Alternate headline: Crazy-ass pseudo celeb and ex-NBA player who has a history of substance and domestic abuse issues, who may or may not have broken his dick inside Madonna, and who held court with Kim Jong-un, will attend glutenous wing eating event loaded with C-list strippers in South Philadelphia.
Honestly, I’m surprised it took this long.
Here’s Angelo Cataldi making the announcement:
— WIP Morning Show (@WIPMorningShow) January 28, 2016
Rodman will also be making an official appearance at the SugarHouse Casino afterparty, just in case you needed another reason not to bar-hop those all-you-can-eat beef and beers at local strip clubs following the big event.