Mike Milbury, broadcasting the Flyers-Bruins intermission show:

“I still hate Philadelphia and the Flyers. I do, I do. I hate their fans, I hate their owner, and he’s a good guy, I just cant stand ’em. I have a history here that prevents me from being anything close to social.”

No surprise coming from the guy who, at the beginning of the season, laid into the new breed of coaches, including Dave Hakstol, because they didn’t earn their stripes. But, riddle me this, doughboy: What color stripes does a failed coach, who fights 12-year-olds, wear if he will never again get a job in The Shield and is reduced to being Jeremy Roenick’s and Keith Jones’ punching bag on a second-rate sports network? I don’t have a punchline for that, I just want to know.

Thanks to Nick McIlwain for the original video