How Big of a Violation Is It to Put on a Flyers Jersey so You Can Escape the Wells Fargo Center Without Harassment?
Reader Tina:
As he’s putting on Simmonds jersey he says “What? We Won!”
What a clown!!!!
Odd move here. I can somewhat understand doing this while walking out of an Eagles-Giants or Eagles-Cowboys or any NFL game where you’re a fan of the road team. But leaving rinkside seats after a January Flyers-Habs tilt? Fuckin’ Canadians, man. That guy faces more danger dodging cars in the parking lot than a chance of getting beat up by the tame corporate crowd which patrols(?) the lower level at the Wells Fargo Center. I don’t fancy myself Donald Trump, but: what a loser!*
*My kid is going to be a loser in this regard, however. I have already implemented a no-away-team-attire mandate for when I take him to out-of-town games. Don’t want anyone laying a finger on Little Guy… especially considering that big-time MLB signing bonus we’re working toward if he turns out to be a lefty like I think he is. Gotta wrap him in bubble tape [edit: bubble wrap] for the next two decades or so.
UPDATE: Can’t really argue with this breakdown:
@CrossingBroad I think its smart. Like on The Walking Dead when they cover themselves in zombie guts to escape the zombies.
— Brad (@prbrad54) February 4, 2016
UPDATE 2: Even better:
@CrossingBroad why not just have a coat?
— Stephen De Luca (@StephenDeluca) February 4, 2016
