In an ad of sorts for a car that looks like it’s about the same size as him, Dario Saric’s very broken English explains what it’s like to drive in a Kia. Unlike LeBron, it’s very easy to imagine Dario driving around in the vehicle, but I just wonder why they asked Saric – who has a very basic grasp of English – to answer their Turkish questions in English and then subtitle his answers in Turkish.
We can’t understand the questions, so we’re gonna guess at them and give you Dario’s answers:
Tell us about your basketball career:
“I think like, for sure some part of my time start here, then I come to Efes, and this is my second year. And this people from here are good people and because we are family it’s easier to work, it’s easier to wake up in the morning and give you everything what you can to team doing better.”
What is one of the most important things out from the court? Is it a good car?
“Of course is one of the most important things out from the court you must have a good car. You must have a car who will like, who will bring you in the place fast and because that we are basketball players we don’t have so much free times. But when you have, it’s good you have some car like what is Kia.”
Again, car is important?
“I am happy because this Kia, what I drive, is the new car. And for me, like a player, car’s the one most important thing.”
Traffic sucks, right?
“Istanbul traffic is the, probably for me, the biggest traffic in the Europe. And is the good time to have some of the good music in the car. Drive easy, so no much pressure when you drive, and that’s the important thing.”
Do you have much place for your legs?
“I have the good car. I have so much place for my legs. And because my family big it is there for my family to drive to Istanbul in this car.”
I really can’t wait for this guy to come over.
[h/t Max Rappaport]