New Eagles cornerback Leodis McKelvin, whose name is going to have its way with me all season, explained at his press conference today how he made his interception against the Eagles when he was a member of the Bills:
DERRRRRRRRRRP. Am I running out of ammo in my Chip gun? Is this thing jammed? AH COME ON CHIP GUN, WHY WON’T YOU FIRE ANYMORE?
I looked up the play. He’s mostly right. A quick check shows that the Eagles did throw to the left several times on that drive, running the same play – with the throw to the tight end – at least one other time. But a few of the plays before it all seemed to have different routes as best as I could tell. Still, hard to defend Chip on this. Don’t make me believe in Doug Pederson, LEodivinci. Don’t make me do it!
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Who won that game?
Doesn’t matter Bo, Chip’s a gym teacher.
Have you ever played organized sports?
What attracts you to such obscure and shity music?
What round will Archidiacano get drafted in?
I played cyo basketball until 8th grade.
I hate the main stream so much.
He won’t get drafted.
Speaking of Chip guns, mine needs cleaning Kyle.
I really miss that stinky, hairy s h it crusted ass I used to f u c k
I am finished
Praise be to our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Maxwell is still an eagle. ESPN reporting trade is dead…
“LeoDivinci” …perfect! Let’s keep that one up. If anything else to make Sir Leodis appear a lot more regal and well spoken than he came across in that initial press conference. Seems like a quality guy though. Somebody just read him the wiki page of Leonardo da Vinci so he at least has a minimal grasp of the nickname reference. I feel so misled by Chip and his awfully mysterious/over simplified ways…I need another few more car washes to get that grime off of me. beep beep.