On paper (and on the baseball field) the Nationals may be much better than the Phillies, but that doesn’t mean we can’t still mess with them. The Nationals are taking a fan vote to see who their late-season bobblehead giveaway will be. The whole roster can be voted for, so you know what to do:
Ideally, we’d vote for a figure of Papelbon with his arm outstretched, choking Bryce Harper, and have Harper’s head bobble, but beggars can’t be choosers. Vote here, and keep it relatively quiet, we don’t want them catching on too quickly.
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I’d pay for a bobblehead of Jim giving Kyle a rim job.
And you can vote 10 times!
Per device.
This is glorious
Does anyone listen to my show anymore?
I do to make sure you’re keeping Mikey’s name out you mouth.
This is fantastic. Although the choking of Harper is good, I believe the crotch grab should be the way to go. Thoughts?
this is the only good thing you’ve ever posted
done
done
I think this finally gets you your Pulitzer prize. Simply brilliant!