On paper (and on the baseball field) the Nationals may be much better than the Phillies, but that doesn’t mean we can’t still mess with them. The Nationals are taking a fan vote to see who their late-season bobblehead giveaway will be. The whole roster can be voted for, so you know what to do:
Ideally, we’d vote for a figure of Papelbon with his arm outstretched, choking Bryce Harper, and have Harper’s head bobble, but beggars can’t be choosers. Vote here, and keep it relatively quiet, we don’t want them catching on too quickly.