The Lawrence, Kansas Police Department Sent Out These Absolutely Savage Tweets After The Game

My God that is absolutely vicious. Don’t they know this sort of thing will drive people to commit actual suicide in Kansas? Nothing going on there besides KU basketball and KU Boobs. Come to think of it, I wonder how (@KUBoobs) is doing today:

OH NO! Villanova even defeated (deflated?) KU Boobs! It’ll be OK, Lawrence. IT’LL BE OK!!!

Anyway, I’m gonna need a Photoshop of Jay Wright ripping Bill Self’s heart out of his chest – and hair off his head – and I’m gonna need it now.

H/T to (@SexyTimeLax)