No, Seth, you’re not as good-looking, successful, well-liked, or rich as Jay Wright:

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Comparing yourself to him is like me saying I look like Kliff Kingsbury:

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Hey, wait a minute… is that a pasty blogger or the gorgeous head coach of Texas Tech? I can’t tell!