UPDATE: John Clark Is an Absolute Savage

Johnny Airport strikes again! This time in Chicago to greet Carson Wentz as he arrives for The Draft. Clark is an animal. A tall, Seinfeld-loving animal. Even Amelia Earhart was like, “Fuck, I’ve got to talk to this guy after flying across the Atlantic?” Pure savagery.

Clark’s essentially the Statue of Liberty of Philly sports. You see him coming in, and then again if we ship you out. Oh look, ahmama! We are almost to the land of cheesesteaks– I can see Mr. Clark and his crew from here!

UPDATE: Video of the interview is after the jump.