The New York Yankees are the most obnoxious team in all of American sports. That’s a given. And when they stopped allowing fans to print their tickets at home – cutting into the budget of people who may rely on resale tickets to get to games – they even annoyed their own asshole fans. But John Oliver is here, as always, to help. In the clip above he does three wonderful things. He rips into the Yankees, gets a few A-Rod digs in, and opens up a contest to give premium seats right behind home plate to people who promise to dress as obnoxiously as possible. He also does this terrifying thing:
Baseball is back, and hating the Yankees feels so good.