Intend to write two Star Wars-themed posts today, I did not. But writes like Yoda, Eagles head coach Doug Pederson does.
TAKE: Apparently the Eagles have a new media area at the NovaCare Complex. I wouldn’t know. My blog quarters have remained the same, though I will be upgrading when I move in a few months. Anyway, Doug Pederson warmed up to reporters with this note. Color me shocked that he writes like this, unironically. But now I like to imagine him seducing Kansas City assistants in Yoda parlance. Mirror in your pocket, you must have. See myself in your pants, I do. Coach Pederson.
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Man I hope you move to my neighborhood in Dtown so I can give you my Draft Kings picks this fall!
lurie should make Pederson get a big boy haircut
I think that “Coach Pedersen” is starting to look like another egotistical a*#hole. To quote the Cuz, “Wow!!!”
This will be a short lived HC job. May the Schwartz be with you. Jim is lying in wait much like Howie did during the Chip tenure. I don’t think Jeff will hesitate to make the move. Jim has the experience. Things didn’t work out for him in the past but I think it’s an easy transition. If he succeeds with the defense this season it could be one and done Dougie.
Heard ” DOUGIE ” got SOFT with his affair girl so she ended it ! He is a DISASTER waiting to happen ! Fucking CLUELESS all around !! Fat Andy dumped him because of STUPIDITY, a bad Beatles haircut 40 years too late and his constant GOMER PYLE impressions. Jeffrey thinks JEFFREY is a GOD when he speaks but to hear Christina tell it, JEFFREY is QUITE THE PERVERT in the bedroom.
DOOMED FRANCHISE THANKS TO THE LIFELONG LOSERS, JEFFREY & DOUGIE. Well, gooool leeeee