Bradford’s Back and It’s Probably Gonna Be Trouble

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OHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH, DRAMA AT ONE NOVACARE WAY, BABY!

Connor Barwin, on the WIP Morning Show today:

“He’ll be here today. I talked to him. He’ll be here this week — he’ll be here today,” Barwin told Howard Eskin on Monday’s 94WIP Morning Show. “I feel like I’m the Sam Bradford like news — reporting for Sam. But yeah, he’ll be here today.”

“He texted me and said, ‘I’ll see you tomorrow.’ And I said, ‘I can’t wait man.’”

Hey Sam, I’m Carson and I’m here to take your job.

Go fuck yourself.

And that’s how I imagine it going down when Sam Bradford shows up to work and ends one of the most pathetic holdouts in sports history today. He’ll practice like everyone else because, well, his other option is to basically retire (which would be fine), something that Reuben Frank very inaccurately speculated about last week. Today Reuben goes heavy on the snark:

The Eagles will say everything is fine and it’s just business, but mesahthinks the coach, Doug Pederson, whose superior, Howie Roseman, already declared Bradford the starter, won’t be too thrilled to pencil Bradford in atop the depth chart what with after bro-hugging and glad-handing Carson Wentz for the last 10 days. Bring on the drama.

Side note: I love how Bradford essentially uses likable dude Connor Barwin to be his spokesperson. Like “they can’t hate me if Connor is down with it, right?” Wrong, Sam. Keep a low profile today.

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29 Responses

      1. When Kyle & Jim stop stealing content from deadspin, and claiming it as their own, then and only then will the deadspin references cease to exist. Until that happens, shut the f u c k up.

      2. You misspelled “so true”, boss.
        But let’s be real here: nobody is coming here for sports news. People come for the comments section.

    1. Reported what? ‘That it’s probably gonna be trouble’? Compelling headline, rich; if I may steal from Burgundy.

      1. Name me one story that Big Daddy broke? Big Daddy is a clown, they put him on in the middle of the night because he sucks.

        1. Bob’s right. I’m awful. Buy me a drink at the Deauville, please. I’m such a lonely washed-up alcoholic hack.

  1. Can’t even thank me after I tipped you off in the Stanton murdering the ball comment section? Who am I deadspin? I#theinsidesource

      1. Your the type of pussy who gets bent over and gets rim jobs from jim

  2. I love how 97.5 had sal pal on right after WIP had this and had him make up some story of how Tom Condon left him a message saying Sam would be there today.

    I would bet that voicemail was never left, but whatev

  3. Isn’t this old news? Pretty sure Barwin said this last week on 97.5.

  4. He should walk in like George Costanza. Like nothing happened.

  5. nothing on me? I posted several new selfies over the weekend. Let’s keep this about me, please.

    Anything on Jim quitting over the weekend so he and Max Rappappoppporrtttttttttt could make new T-shirts that sell at an even lower clip than CB Tees?

  6. Anything on Brian Haddad acting like a 21 year old in Vegas? posing pics of booze and how drunk he is?

    Yo Sludge, grow up dude, your old and looks like Hollis Thomas’ taint.

  7. What are you little philly turrrds going to complain and b*tch about now that Bradford is back?

    I suggest you take your beatings like a man!
    COWBOYS RULE!

  8. Bradford can be a true super bowl contender. The Eagles should assist him any way they can. Bradford is every bit as good as Peyton Manning in his prime. The Eagles should have drafted players and built a team around him. His injuries are a thing of the past. Last year proved his knee is fine. The birds had the most dropped passes of any team in the league. If they could have caught half of the balls they dropped, Bradford would have been #1 in the NFL. We should all be glad that Bradford is back! The guy is amazing!

    1. Nice attempt at trolling. Back to sports talk everybody – today we’ll discuss Wit’ or Witout’ and why!

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