Blue checkmark and everything. Quick poll: Who will have better real-time meltdowns, Dykstra or John Bolaris? I go Lenny, if only because it might involve some absurd governmental conspiracies. Give him a follow:
Oh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 10, 2016
UPDATE: These are Dykstra’s first three follows (starting on right):
Never mind that he followed the Mets before the Phils (BOO!), but I’m guessing he’s writing a book and will use Twitter as a promotion engine. This is why you read this site. No one goes next level like this. NO ONE.
UPDATE 2: Well, except for this college-aged reader: