HOLY F*CK LENNY DYKSTRA IS ON TWITTER

Blue checkmark and everything. Quick poll: Who will have better real-time meltdowns, Dykstra or John Bolaris? I go Lenny, if only because it might involve some absurd governmental conspiracies. Give him a follow:

UPDATE: These are Dykstra’s first three follows (starting on right):

Never mind that he followed the Mets before the Phils (BOO!), but I’m guessing he’s writing a book and will use Twitter as a promotion engine. This is why you read this site. No one goes next level like this. NO ONE.

UPDATE 2: Well, except for this college-aged reader:

Touché.