J.J. Watt is just a football player, but that hasn’t stopped him from establishing some kind of cult-hero, tall tale status. Maybe part of that is that he seems to dig the smell of his own farts and perpetuates it, and maybe some of it is that he’s a man who is built like a greek god and refuses to ever actually look bad in public. He’s a freak of nature, but he’s also a good dude. The second part of that came out at his high school football teammate’s (and college roommate’s) wedding in Merion Station this weekend where he served as Best Man.
To be honest I’m a little surprised he didn’t deliver the speech shirtless while chopping firewood to keep orphans warm, but I guess he can’t always be on. But he is sometimes on, which is why he was out in Manayunk:
JJ Watt going to Kildares in Manayunk last night is such a JJ Watt move. I'm surprised he wasn't lifting tractor tires at 2 am.
— Mark McGeever (@markmcgeever1) April 30, 2016
JJ Watt is at a bar that I'm right down the street from in Manayunk. I'm not waiting in line to simply lay eyes on the man, though.
— Tom Aresco (@TomAresco) April 30, 2016
That time JJ Watt was at Kildare's in Manayunk…Oh and Corona is on special for $4
— Casey McKee (@cmckee321) April 30, 2016
Of course a night I'm not in Manayunk DPoY JJ Watt is out at Kildaires
— 40 (@TheREALTFAZZ) April 30, 2016
Soooo JJ Watt was hanging out at Manayunk Brewpub last night @CrossingBroad
— Michael DiLullo (@Mike_DiLullo) April 29, 2016
J.J. Watt is just like you, but better in every conceivable way.