J.J. Watt is just a football player, but that hasn’t stopped him from establishing some kind of cult-hero, tall tale status. Maybe part of that is that he seems to dig the smell of his own farts and perpetuates it, and maybe some of it is that he’s a man who is built like a greek god and refuses to ever actually look bad in public. He’s a freak of nature, but he’s also a good dude. The second part of that came out at his high school football teammate’s (and college roommate’s) wedding in Merion Station this weekend where he served as Best Man.
To be honest I’m a little surprised he didn’t deliver the speech shirtless while chopping firewood to keep orphans warm, but I guess he can’t always be on. But he is sometimes on, which is why he was out in Manayunk:
JJ Watt going to Kildares in Manayunk last night is such a JJ Watt move. I'm surprised he wasn't lifting tractor tires at 2 am.
— Mark McGeever (@markmcgeever1) April 30, 2016
JJ Watt is at a bar that I'm right down the street from in Manayunk. I'm not waiting in line to simply lay eyes on the man, though.
— Tom Aresco (@TomAresco) April 30, 2016
That time JJ Watt was at Kildare's in Manayunk…Oh and Corona is on special for $4
— Casey McKee (@cmckee321) April 30, 2016
Of course a night I'm not in Manayunk DPoY JJ Watt is out at Kildaires
— 40 (@TheREALTFAZZ) April 30, 2016
Soooo JJ Watt was hanging out at Manayunk Brewpub last night @CrossingBroad
— Michael DiLullo (@Mike_DiLullo) April 29, 2016
J.J. Watt is just like you, but better in every conceivable way.
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JJ, call me next time. I’ll give you a tour of South Phi lly.
Pissed Jeans blows…. unlistenable…. so does Air Conditioning, stupid noise that hipsters think is cool.
Pissed Jeans say they are from Philly, the are from Nazareth PA, that’s not Philly.
Close enough
I’d love to be the “best man” to his wang! if you know what I mean…
I’d like to spank ur monkey tim!
Wonder if he got any pussy
I….I mean, he sure did. Isn’t that right Casey McKee 😉
This guy is tapping A list Kate Hudson type pussy, he sure isn’t dumpster diving in Manayunk. Leave that shit to Sean Brace types.
Shjon Podein was recently spotted at Muscle Maker Grill.
Rico Brogna took in a movie with some family last weekend.
Charles Shackleford recently bought some new carpeting for his beach house.
He banged Ava Graham, not really ground breaking news.
I was in town for 5 hours last week and nailed the entire Villanova cheerleading team.
Heard AG was heavy…and heavy into butt stuff. Can anybody confirm?
I got pics and video of the flyers hc & lappy at the pearl jam concert . I’ll email them to you for 4 free months of no ads
Only if Lappy and Hakstol are standing behind the bench during the concert.
Kildares??? Seriously? This guy may seem cool, but he has to be a douche if he is going to Kildares.
heard jay jay what banged jillian m and mike miss got all jealous
Why are douches tweeting instead of accidentally spilling Jamison shits on his pants?
He should of went to WC kildares and ripped lines in the bathroom.
why do you hate JJ watt exaclty?
he hates him because Watt is a confident white male who takes care of his body and respects other people. White guilt hipsters like Jimbo think it’s cool to mock people like him, but really it just shows their insecurity. Even if Watt wasn’t born with the athletic ability that got him to the NFL, it is likely he would still be successful in life, unlike Jim who makes his living copying other people’s work and likely resents anyone who gets up every morning and does an honest days work