“I’m excited to be back on the field today with my teammates and coaches. The business-side of football is sometimes a necessary consideration. My attention and efforts are focused on the participation in and preparation for a championship season: I am committed to my teammates and the Eagles organization for nothing less.”
Most businesses, however, have, like, a plan. They don’t just throw a hissy fit and then cross their fingers that something will work. Well, unless you’re the guy in charge of sauce flavors at Buffalo Wild Wings. Fuck that guy.