THE HOT NUN DRINKING A MILLER LITE AND TAKING SELFIES AT THE PHILLIES GAME IS NOT REAL

DAMMIT!

I have no idea how to solve a problem like Maria, but hot damn am I disappointed that the nun drinking a beer and taking selfies at the Phillies game right now is not a nun, but an actor from the play Sister Act:

Just no one tell the guy behind her, because I’m pretty sure every fantasy he’s ever had was playing out in this video. Oh, sir, the Lord says I shouldn’t allow myself to succumb to the temptations of gluttony, but boy am I tipsy. Let me put my hair down and partake in vanity just this once. Do you like what you see? I like how I feel.

Alas. The women danced on the dugout an inning later and ultimate buzzkill Tom McCarthy informed us that they are merely actors. The guy behind them may want to swing by confession on his way home. Few Hail Mary’s should do.

UPDATE: Seems the chubby guy is not the only one let down: