Here’s Ben Simmons, Joel Embiid and Jahlil Okafor Hitting Golf Balls at Top Golf in Las Vegas

NBA reporter Ryan Feldman spotted Ben Simmons, Joel Embiid and Jahlil Okafor taking swings at Top Golf in Las Vegas last night:

Few things here:

  • Simmons has a predicably smooth stroke, though his comically large gold chain might be frowned upon at…  just about everywhere golf is played that’s not on top of a casino in Vegas.
  • Joel Embiid doesn’t own a shirt that’s not a soccer jersey.
  • I don’t see Okafor, but I’ll just assume he’s not punching out someone by the high-limit Blackjack table.

H/T to reader Andrew

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12 Comments

  • Jim's Anus July 14, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    I could have told you how smooth Ben’s stroke is.

    • Angelos Fake Laugh July 14, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      hahaha hahaha hahahaha haha

    • Mike Levin July 14, 2016 at 3:35 pm

      That is racist

  • Jeff Simmons July 14, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    The very reason I don’t like Embiid is because of his nonstop Playing the system. He’s eventually showing his true color. Very arrogant and rude. An oh, I’m starting not to like Oklaor as well because of his indirect response to the trade rumors.

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  • Jesus, if real, was definitely NOT white July 14, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    Wish they’d open up a Top Golf in Philly. Closest one is in DC. Actually, it’s technically Alexandria, VA. It’s like Lucky Strike had a baby with a driving range and decided to make it quasi-affordable for the common man.

  • PA July 15, 2016 at 7:51 am

    Swings righty. Shoots lefty. Weird.

  • Ben Dover July 15, 2016 at 9:48 am

    Am I the only one who almost immediately thought of Andrew Bynum and bowling?

  • Crossing Broad is crashing Google Chrome July 15, 2016 at 11:06 am

    You’re turning your site into those unreadable websites you complain about. All the automatic video ads are crashing Chrome regularly over the past 2 days . Stop it!

  • George Wallace July 19, 2016 at 12:35 am

    I would think that after the Andrew Bynum bowling/dancing episodes, the Sixers would want their players refraining from other sporting activities.

    Who knows when Embiid will throw his back out bending over to tee up his ball, thereby facilitating another year of free paychecks?

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