Here’s Ben Simmons, Joel Embiid and Jahlil Okafor Hitting Golf Balls at Top Golf in Las Vegas

NBA reporter Ryan Feldman spotted Ben Simmons, Joel Embiid and Jahlil Okafor taking swings at Top Golf in Las Vegas last night:

Few things here:

  • Simmons has a predicably smooth stroke, though his comically large gold chain might be frowned upon at…  just about everywhere golf is played that’s not on top of a casino in Vegas.
  • Joel Embiid doesn’t own a shirt that’s not a soccer jersey.
  • I don’t see Okafor, but I’ll just assume he’s not punching out someone by the high-limit Blackjack table.

H/T to reader Andrew

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12 Responses

  1. The very reason I don’t like Embiid is because of his nonstop Playing the system. He’s eventually showing his true color. Very arrogant and rude. An oh, I’m starting not to like Oklaor as well because of his indirect response to the trade rumors.

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  4. Wish they’d open up a Top Golf in Philly. Closest one is in DC. Actually, it’s technically Alexandria, VA. It’s like Lucky Strike had a baby with a driving range and decided to make it quasi-affordable for the common man.

  5. Am I the only one who almost immediately thought of Andrew Bynum and bowling?

  6. You’re turning your site into those unreadable websites you complain about. All the automatic video ads are crashing Chrome regularly over the past 2 days . Stop it!

  7. I would think that after the Andrew Bynum bowling/dancing episodes, the Sixers would want their players refraining from other sporting activities.

    Who knows when Embiid will throw his back out bending over to tee up his ball, thereby facilitating another year of free paychecks?

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