I Can No Longer Restrain Myself From Blogging The Republican National Convention

Donald Trump’s entrance set to The Undertaker’s music is the RNC moment of the day so far.

I can’t get enough of the Republican Convention. It’s delicious. Pure lunacy! The best mini-series of the season, by far. Drama, comedy, chaos, hot women, parody, crazy costumes, Bob Dole playing the role of Bernie Lomax. It’s got everything! Fun fact: I typically vote Republican, voted for Romney, Bush. I won’t this year. But spare me the political bashing. This is non-partisan comedic indulgence.

Runner-up moment: A Trump spokesperson defending Melania by pointing out that Akon and My Little Pony have used similar phrasing:

Twlight Sparkle from My Little Pony said… who had THAT in RNC phrases bingo? Keep it coming!!!

BONUS: AND NOW THERE’S A NOROVIRUS!

The highly contagious norovirus appears to have hit the Republican National Convention.

A dozen California Republican Party staff members, who arrived last week in Ohio ahead of the state’s delegates, have fallen ill with the virus, said Jim Brulte, chairman of the state GOP.

MORE. MORE. NEVER STOP. OH GIVE ME MORE.