FOOTBALL SEASON IS BACK, BABY.

Fresh off not getting charged for stomping a cop, LeSean McCoy is back in the news(?), this time for giving Marcus Vick’s girl that herpes.

I can’t tell her whether Marcus is serious, or if he’s merely riffing on the previous comment from some jackass who joked or otherwise remarked that McCoy stole his girl. But the facts really don’t matter and I look forward to the sub-gramming from McCoy that is sure to follow with a picture of the couple postcoital and the hashtag #sheaintevenmad.