Stop what you’re doing right now – well, not right now, finish reading this first and be sure to answer the survey – and go watch Amazon’s new All Or Nothing: A Season with the Arizona Cardinals.

It is a Prime video production, but available to the public through the end of the summer (I believe).

NFL Films and Amazon were granted unprecedented access to the Cardinals for the entire season last year. This is way more access than Hard Knocks (training camp) or 24/7 (a few weeks in the middle of the season) has ever been given.

Bruce Arians had always annoyed me, mostly because of his dumb glasses and hat, but he instantly won me over in the show’s intro:

Take me, Bruce. Do with me what you will.

I’ve made it through about three of the eight episodes so far and it’s absolutely tremendous. It’s not edited into quite the cohesive narrative that HBO is able to produce with their series – its a bit more sprawling than the condensed aforementioned shows – but Jon Hamm, playing the role of Liev Schrieber, provides the voiceover work to keep things moving in a logical progression. In many ways, it’s better, because you’re not watching a tightly-edited story about the Arizona Cardinals, you’re actually watching the Arizona Cardinals and an exploration of Arians’ love of the word motherfucker. This sets the bar for programs of its kind. From the war room on Draft Night, to the locker room on game day, to the Owner and President’s car and plane rides (he flies the private corporate jet), to the field and GM’s box, they covered everything. It’s the perfect show to get you amped up for training camp, even if you can never imagine Doug Pederson saying “don’t park in a bitch” when scolding his team about the reserved parking spaces at the team’s practice facility.

You can watch the motherfucker here. There’s also a family friendly version for the bitches here.