Ike Reese Doesn’t Believe in Dinosaurs

WIP’s Ike Reese and Michael Barkann, today, talking about dinosaurs:

Ike Reese: “There’s two things I don’t believe in. That’s aliens and dinosaurs…You remember I said this on the air years ago.”

Michael Barkann: “What the heck do you think happened 50 million years ago?”

IR: “What I wanna know is, why aren’t they still here?…”

MB: “I’ll tell ya why they’re not still here, man. Because either a comet or a huge asteroid…”

IR: “OH A COMET CAME AND KILLED ‘EM? OH? OUTTA NOWHERE?”

MB: “Wiped everything out.”

IR: “What about man that was here with ’em?”

MB: “Man wasn’t here with ’em.”

IR: “I’VE SEEN MOVIES WITH CAVEMEN THERE!”

MB: “Yea, but that’s a movie, there were no cavemen. There might have been some cavemen at the end, when there was the great wooly mammoth.”

Producer: “Man and dinosaur can’t exist together because they’ll eat us probably.”

IR: “That’s the point I’m making. We would be extinct.”

MB: “No, no, no. There weren’t dinosaurs…Dinosaurs had died out because of the asteroid or comet, prior to. And then life began again.”

IR: “Out of nothing?”

MB: “Out of just about nothing. Out of water and dirt and”

IR: “Without procreation?”

MB: “At first it started with just small cells dividing…”

IR: “I just wonder how man survived.”

MB: “Man didn’t survive. Man wasn’t here yet.”

IR: “Okay then how did we get here?”

MB: “We got here first through water, and cell growth in the water, and then the fish came out of the water and started to crawl…”

IR: “See, this is why I don’t buy it.”

———–

Caller Joe: “Yeah I believe in dinosaurs, I’ve seen the bones and all the stuff they dig up.”

IR: “You’ve seen WHAT bones?”

MB: “Dinosaur bones.”

IR: “How do we know those aren’t man made?”

Adam: “So all the museums in all of the world that have fossils are man made?”

IR: “Is it a way to make money?”

Producer: [Baffled pause] “I guess.”

IR: “Do people buy into it? Do people go to see it?”

Producer: [Again, baffled] “So it’s one big conspiracy that all the dinosaurs were fake?”

IR: “It’s just a way to make money as far as I’m concerned. It’s an attraction.”

[a collection of laughter]

IR: “That’s all I got for you. Don’t give me fossils and bones. I wanna know how man survived that time. And he’s telling me that man didn’t co-exist with the dinosaurs. So once I buy that, then what did we just come out of thin air?”

MB: “When the dinosaurs were wiped out…all there was was ocean and dirt and mountains, and everything began anew.”

IR: “There’s only one way that life can come to be [procreation]”

MB: “There’s that way but there’s also stuff started in the oceans. Single celled animals…”

IR: “BUT HOW DID WE GET TO BE HUMANS?…And believe me, that is on the list of the things I told my kids not to believe in: Dinosaurs, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny…”

MB: “Tell ’em to call Uncle Mike”

I can’t imagine why their ratings are bad.

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107 Comments

  • Robert Berry August 31, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    The post Josh Innes #RadioWars era is a struggle huh?

    Reply
    • I only date pockmarked face women who use METH August 31, 2016 at 3:48 pm

      Looks like Ike’s upper body was photoshopped onto the body of a 13yr old.

      Reply
      • JOOSE August 31, 2016 at 5:16 pm

        Ike Reese believes in money and strippers and there aint a damn thing wrong with that belief system, brother.

        Reply
      • I did 3 hot rails of meth after super bowl XXXIX September 1, 2016 at 8:43 am

        CB Handle of the week. Congrats

        Reply
        • I DID 3 HOT RAILS OF METH AFTER SUPER BOWL XXXIX September 1, 2016 at 9:28 am

          I hurt my back trying to suck my own C0CK after doing that meth
          and had to go back to the broom handle. for fun
          I had to get surgurey for it.

          Reply
    • Bleeding Green August 31, 2016 at 6:56 pm

      More proof that blacks ate stupid and don’t value education.
      How did this idiot with the most annoying voice ever get a job on radio???

      Reply
      • Sharty Shart McShartface August 31, 2016 at 7:08 pm

        If the blacks ate stupid, how come you are still here?

        Reply
        • Bravo brother August 31, 2016 at 10:06 pm

          I was thinking the same, haha

          Reply
        • Bleeding Green September 1, 2016 at 7:36 pm

          It was obviously a typo.
          If I’m stupid, you’re brain dead.

          Reply
          • Clamdigger September 8, 2016 at 12:41 am

            Dude, stay down. Stop the fight!

      • Triple H August 31, 2016 at 7:56 pm

        Josh Innis getting fired is not best for crossingbroad business .

        Reply
      • kenstories September 1, 2016 at 12:27 am

        30% of Americans believe like Reese you racist moron. That’s 80 million Americans. There are only between 30 and 40 million blacks in the entire country and a huge percentage understand evolution. So that leaves about 40 million whites who are just as stupid.

        What is really sad is MB is an idiot. Life was not completely wiped out 65 million years ago. We did not start from scratch. Many life forms survived the calamity. The rise og mammals ensued.

        So MB is as stupid and inarticulate as Reese, just in a different way. oops. He’s white. Maybe you can pin it on him as his religion.

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        • Bleeding Green September 1, 2016 at 7:38 pm

          Blacks aren’t the one ones that are stupid and have a n1gger mentality.
          And,no $hit, everyone knows there are a ton of stupid whites. They’re called kenzos and trailer trash.
          Thanks for the update, genius.

          Reply
          • Donald Trump September 2, 2016 at 6:14 pm

            I agree

  • TS August 31, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    I don’t listen to them for a reason, and now I have to read a play by play? WTF!

    Reply
    • Douchebags Abound!!! August 31, 2016 at 3:39 pm

      You don’t HAVE to read shit. You chose to read now your crying like a little bitch.

      STFU

      Reply
  • Slowpoke Rodriguez August 31, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    ike thinks the ice age movies are documentaries.
    no doubt he’s got the CTE.

    Reply
    • Lmao August 31, 2016 at 10:08 pm

      Lmao!
      Ikes ok in my book, but that muthafuqin barkhann, omg, his voice, his halfass analysis, has got to go

      Reply
  • Ike Reese August 31, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?

    Reply
    • Shaggy 2 dope August 31, 2016 at 3:55 pm

      Semd him to Insane Clown Posse’s way.

      Reply
  • TS August 31, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    by the way, this is a take from a similar situation that I saw on Hard Knocks……

    Reply
  • I'm concerned August 31, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    how do a thermos know to keeps tings cold but cans also keep ting hot…how do it know? who do I axe?

    Reply
  • Meh August 31, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    Holy shit

    Reply
  • Jerry Lewis Telethon contributer August 31, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    What an absolute moron. Why does he have a radio show anyway? Dude is so stubborn and misinformed. Can’t deal with his “Were you ever in a locker room” statements one more time. And how can he not believe in Aliens when he looks like one? Ike really is the epitome of a “special needs” wait I mean “special team” guy. Idiot

    Reply
  • John Wesley Hardin August 31, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    Ike is just as stupid as that other stuttering nagger HollAss! Only naggers could think that it’s cool to talk stupid!!!

    Reply
    • So, August 31, 2016 at 10:10 pm

      You’re a nagger then

      Reply
      • John Wesley Hardin September 1, 2016 at 11:26 am

        Your picture says you’re a fuckin’midget with a midget brain living in your mommy’s basement!

        Reply
  • It could be worse, Barkass could run a poll on Dinosaurs August 31, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    Actually I just found out that’s tonight’s topic on PST. Boone just put it out on TweetStreet.

    Reply
  • Ike Reese August 31, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    Lem-me axe you a kweshton?

    Reply
  • michael barkin' August 31, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    YES…Ike Reese

    Reply
  • Appropriate conclusion August 31, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    Guess he didn’t major in paleontology at MSU

    Reply
  • Black Earl Douglass August 31, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    There were dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark.

    Reply
    • WNEW, August 31, 2016 at 5:29 pm

      Peas hode!

      Reply
      • How many 8-year olds could you beat up at onec? September 1, 2016 at 4:45 pm

        I got lost in the van, did my psa’s, 10 minutes work gonna take me all day

        Reply
    • Mrs. Noah August 31, 2016 at 8:21 pm

      all of them babies, no doubt. They are just so cuddly

      Reply
  • Ike Reese August 31, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    Let me Axe you a question, have you ever met a dinosaur?
    In the locker room?

    Reply
    • Steve Grillo August 31, 2016 at 4:05 pm

      Hmmm. is dis a trick question?

      Reply
      • Mike Gange August 31, 2016 at 10:20 pm

        Hell No

        Reply
  • Josh's Small Innes August 31, 2016 at 4:03 pm

    Ike was accepted into college at MSU ahead of a lot of people that can comprehend evolution.

    Reply
  • Dino 2016 August 31, 2016 at 4:05 pm

    Weren’t dinosaurs still roaming the earth the last time the Eagles won a championship?

    Reply
    • mac August 31, 2016 at 10:06 pm

      We’re done here. Well done

      Reply
  • I HAVE A WET DREAM August 31, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    Noway dem dinosaures am real yo. Jesus am be telllen me yo no way.Oil comes from god bro.

    Reply
  • Beth August 31, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Who was the host that shit his pants at the fanatic fest? overheard couple guys at the gym talking about it

    Reply
    • Joey Bosaaah August 31, 2016 at 5:00 pm

      Aton Shandler shit his pants at Fantasy Fest.

      Reply
    • Sue Serio's Cleavage August 31, 2016 at 5:39 pm

      Beth Hi You Sound Really Nice But Scat Doesnt Really Turn Me On At All. Take Care And Brst Wishes Beth

      Reply
  • Boogey boy August 31, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    Are we not men?

    Reply
    • Ronnie B. from Chichester September 1, 2016 at 4:46 pm

      We are DEVO

      Reply
  • Rob Ellis sucks August 31, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    Still more entertaining than the 975 midday show. They’ve been talking about literally the same topic for weeks now. Should the Eagles trade bradford.

    Reply
    • trot- hof August 31, 2016 at 4:39 pm

      I agree

      Reply
    • Fella 2 August 31, 2016 at 4:44 pm

      That’s a good point pal, you’re in the mix.

      Reply
    • Breakfast on Broad is unwatchable August 31, 2016 at 8:33 pm

      This is the main reason I stopped listening to sports talk radio. They used to have diversity among the 4 pro teams in this town when it came to daily topics. Not its all about milking some Eagles subject to death for weeks and weeks.

      Reply
    • Henry August 31, 2016 at 8:45 pm

      Rob Ellis has Napolean complex, small man who acts t tough guy even though Sarah Baicker looks like she could take him, and he doesnt like me much.

      Heyyyyyyyy Harrryyyyyyy ,

      Reply
    • Hell no August 31, 2016 at 10:14 pm

      Mike and ike could be hosting their best show ever in regard to content and I’d still listen mayes&ellis on their worst day.
      It’s all barkann, ikes just guilty by association. Peter pays for paul. I fuqing hate barkann

      Reply
  • Boogey boy August 31, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    We are Devo

    Reply
  • Sue Serio's Cleavage August 31, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    Spike And Ike Are In Over Their Heads. Spike Doesnt Have The Authorization To. Hire And Fire And Ike Does Not Have The Ability To. Think Or Speak. Barkann Sucks And Both Him And Ike Should Have Been Gone So Long Ago. Blame Coke Head Andy Bloom For Putting Them On The Air At All Along With Josh Innes Too

    Reply
    • Slowpoke Rodriguez August 31, 2016 at 5:14 pm

      completely unnecessary to capitalize the first letter of every goddamn word.

      Reply
  • Boogey boy August 31, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    D E V O

    Reply
  • NAMBLA Nick August 31, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    Love me some Trot

    Reply
  • Michael Barfcan August 31, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    Yo Turts, I think it’s time to put Ike in the remedial hopper for goodness sakes.

    Reply
    • Great name August 31, 2016 at 10:15 pm

      Fits perfectly.

      Reply
  • Stuck in the hoppa August 31, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    Stab me with a spoon

    Reply
  • Ross Geller August 31, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    PIVOT!

    Reply
  • krossing fraud. August 31, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    So Josh gets fired and right away Kyle you need to find another host to bash. Do you have a life? Is there not any sports to write about? If you don’t like Wip take your whining ass over to another station. I’m done with your hack writing and hack site. If you had any ability to report you would be writing for a credible site. This is the equivalent to a podcast.

    Reply
    • Shirley from the dirty 30 August 31, 2016 at 7:58 pm

      Picking on poor Ike ain’t right .

      Reply
      • Truther August 31, 2016 at 8:23 pm

        Don’t be pushing Ike off the edge of the earth, now

        Reply
  • Sue Serio's Cleavage August 31, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    The Amazing Thing About This Story Is Someone Even Actually Listened To Their Sh-tty Worthless Show Let Alone Transcribed It. Will Wonders Never Cease?

    Reply
  • Guy on the pizza box August 31, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    I thought listening to Shader and Mother talk about rap was bad, wtf!

    Reply
  • Tatd August 31, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    Ike Reese, you aren’t a scholar and are not intelligent enough to have conversations about science. Leave this topic to people of greater intellectual stations. You are in over your head. Your career involved you hitting people, you do not have a mind for thisnsort of topic. Stick to speaking about the children’s game that you mastered.

    Reply
    • Underage Kid September 1, 2016 at 1:26 pm

      It would be a good idea to be grammatically correct and pay attention to spelling in a post ripping someone else’s intelligence.

      Reply
      • Tatd September 1, 2016 at 10:08 pm

        I can make all grammatical errorz in the world and would still be smart enough to know dinosaurs existed. That’s how stupid he is.

        Reply
  • Josh was framed August 31, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    WIP needs to do to its station what happened to the dinosaurs. the fact that ike reese and barrett brooks are on
    The radio shows spike eskins stupidity. And josh gets fired? Comical. Wipe em all out. Start over. JUST LIKE THE DINOSAURS!

    Reply
  • Ike Reese August 31, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    I also don’t believe that there’s no “x” in “ask”.

    Reply
  • Jim gardner August 31, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    Can’t wait to get my dicked sucked at the ICP show in Dover tonight !

    Reply
    • BRUNO'S SCOOTER August 31, 2016 at 9:31 pm

      How dare you take a shot at a legend.

      Reply
  • Ask Murderer August 31, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    Heard one was found in a b l a c k neighborhood.

    Reply
  • Grimlock August 31, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    I’m gonna give Ike Reese a rock bottom through the Spanish announce table

    Reply
  • Joe "The godfather " younis August 31, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    This site is brutal. Not 1 host can catch a break

    Reply
    • Bleeding Green September 1, 2016 at 7:49 pm

      I never had a problem with Baldy, Westbrook, Ray Didinger, etc.

      Reply
      • Racist comments fund the trump campaign via kyle Laskowski's local Delco bank account September 2, 2016 at 6:26 pm

        Brian Ball-licker is more brain dead than Ike Reese. They should both get their brains scanned immediately and seek professional help.

        Reply
  • mikey miss relieves his white guilt by giving brothas bjs August 31, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    can’t make up stupidity like that….and the idiotic way barfkan argues with the m o y a n is just as stupid……god help anyone that listens to that show and actually likes it…..

    Reply
  • T Rex August 31, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    I don’t believe in Ike Reese

    Reply
  • Give Rodney Another Chance August 31, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    Wonder if anyone told Ike the earth is round yet.
    That will be a two parter to see if he can wrap his mind around that.

    Reply
  • Scott From Barrington August 31, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    Wouldnt mind Brother Mike + Brother Ike in the 2-6 PM slot . I can listen in on Brother Harry + Beady Eyes Ellis then switch over to WIP at 2 to avoid Missanelli. But’ Im not listening to WIP current 2-6 show. They need to upgrade what they have.

    Reply
    • You sir, are the worst caller in existence August 31, 2016 at 10:07 pm

      Why do treat these clown hosts with respect. I have you, Gus from Allentown and Levi on the permanent ban list.

      Reply
      • Idk August 31, 2016 at 10:18 pm

        I like hearing from Gus. He might not always be right, but he exhibits what Mike Miss always refers to 2nd level thinking

        Reply
      • Jim August 31, 2016 at 10:47 pm

        1 thing I love is how angry al goes “Johnny marks” or Mike miss . Got some style to it

        Reply
  • Why isn't anyone talking about Gio Gonzales August 31, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    Ex Phillie held the the Phils to one run as Nats complete the sweep. Who was genius who traded Jay Happ who is on his way to a Cy Young. No wonder this team can’t compete anymore,

    Reply
    • Gary Redus August 31, 2016 at 10:46 pm

      It’s “J.A.” Happ and he could have bee had by any team in baseball for a bag of donuts for the last few years.

      Reply
  • Mike September 1, 2016 at 2:54 am

    TNS. Ike Reese is an imbecile and just another reason in a long list as to why I stopped listening to Sports Talk Radio

    Reply
  • Tha_GOD September 1, 2016 at 3:17 am

    Ellis & Mayes > Mike & Ike

    WIP is the sh*ts weekdays!

    Reply
  • All folked up September 1, 2016 at 6:42 am

    Aton Shandler is the worst! How is he on the radio?

    Reply
    • Lemon cake is to die for September 1, 2016 at 7:19 am

      I heard he crapped his pants at Fantasy Fest.

      Reply
  • this is riley martin September 1, 2016 at 8:52 am

    There are a lot of Christian Churches (mainly southern Baptist) that say dinosaurs are not real because the bible does not mention them.

    Reply
    • O-Qua Tangin Wann September 1, 2016 at 1:30 pm

      Targzissians are obviously reptilian

      Reply
  • Ron Bowman is a dumb ape from Sweden. September 1, 2016 at 11:35 am

    So will WIP get in trouble for Ike Reese representing a stereotypical cartoonsish ignorant negro? Oh wait that’s just how he really is.

    Reply
  • AL Tru September 1, 2016 at 12:29 pm

    There are no Mensa members commenting here. not many players make the jump to announcing.
    Below the Manson-Nixon line the earth is only 5,000 yrs old.
    Question: In the bible from the book of Genesis it’s described the roundness of the earth…..who saw the earth from space to know it was round ?
    Ancient Alien Theorists suggest Andy Reid was a fraud. I concur.

    Reply
    • Jim from Havertown September 1, 2016 at 1:31 pm

      *Mason-Dixon Line

      Reply
  • JIM O'BRIEN 'S PARACHUTE September 1, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    Tilly??

    Reply
  • EG September 1, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    I think Ike may have broken the wedge one too many times on Kickoff coverage.

    Reply
  • NO BLACK F U C K I N G N I G G E R S September 1, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    YOU CAN’T GET ANY DUMBER THAN A N I G G E R PORCH MONKEY

    Reply
    • Donald Trump September 2, 2016 at 6:30 pm

      I agree

      Reply
  • Racist comments pay for kyle's kid's future wasted Villanova education September 2, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    This post was a CB slam dunk. How can CB combine people’s hate for local sports radio personalities, trash WIP, and get the racist white trash Delco commenters all fired up? Poke fun at a Ike Reese’s intelligence of course.

    Too bad you’re a 97.5 The Fanatic lap dog because the hosts over there make Ike Reese seem like a genius. Gargano and Ellis seem to work on a script and haven’t done original sports radio ever. Mike Miss changes his mind every other day, I think he has early onset alzheimer disease. Brian Baldinger is the poster child for why you shouldn’t let your child play football. Someone please get him to a doctor immediately. The rest of their staff had the Eagles going 12-4 last season, enough said.

    Reply
    • 97.5 The Titanic September 2, 2016 at 6:47 pm

      We’re about to mail you the check Kyle. Who do you want us to make it out to: Kyle Scott or Kyle Laskowski?

      Reply
  • Racist comments pay for Jim's gay lover's AIDS medicine September 2, 2016 at 11:41 pm

    What’s the most annoying event that happened this summer that brought out the idiotic local population to call up sports radio and waste time:

    Buddy Ryan’s death

    Mohammad Ali’s death

    Ryan Lochte destroying a bathroom in Brazil

    Colin Kaepernick protesting the national anthem

    Reply
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