I Can’t Stop Watching this Local Cross Country Runner Get Speared by a Deer

There are honestly so many amazing things about this. I’m hypnotized.

During the NCAA Cross Country regionals on Saturday at DeSales University (I went there on a college tour, this is definitely the most exciting thing to ever happen there), a deer stampede absolutely decked Gwynedd Mercy University freshman Justin DeLuzio. It’s beautiful.

The perfectly timed yell of “WATCH OUT FOR THE DEER!”. The Terry Tate form on the tackle. The fact that the runner behind DeLuzio sees the deer coming – he slows up and pulls his arms in – but DeLuzio definitely does not. The “oh shit” from behind the camera. It’s all perfect. It should win the Oscar for best short film.

DeLuzio finished the race, whereas I would’ve just taken it as a sign from the animal kingdom that I should never run again.

Share on facebook
Facebook
Share on twitter
Twitter
Share on linkedin
LinkedIn
Share on email
Email

15 Responses

  1. “LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT…

    …OH MAH GAWD! OH MAH GAWD! THAT KILLED HIM!

    WHAT A SPEAR BY THE DEER!”

  2. Anything on Ellis and Mayes ripping off every segment they have from other shows in this area?
    Beast/Least = Winner/Weasel (Angelo)
    15 sec of fame = Soundoff (Miss)
    Lightning Round = Bruno and Mayes segment
    What would Harry do = Ask Baldy (Gargano)
    Weekend Recap = Around the NFL (Miss)

    1. Ok, today we’re gonna start the show off by breaking down every position on the eagles roster.

      *Tomorrow* ok, today we’re gonna break down every position on the eagles management.

  3. Jim – this clip is a visual representation of your time here at CB. You came in with energy, but have continually fallen flat on your face time and time again.

  4. The runner is tougher than NFL players. Got up and finished. Didn’t cry for a flag.

Comments are closed.